Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

[Lily]

I don't have problems.
I make observations.
Those observations often *give* people problems, but they're not mine.

I conjure them out of thin air. Abracadabra!

Think of me as the resident wizard, if it helps.

A wizard? Really? How much did you play D&D? Or is it "do you play"?

 

[Garraty_47]

A wizard? Really? How much did you play D&D? Or is it "do you play"?

Not as much as you'd think.
Hardly any at all and a long long time ago, actually.
I found that real-world sorcery was far more interesting.

And amusing.

<waves one hand in a complicated pattern while muttering under my breath>

There. That'll be entertaining.

<waits patiently with a knowing smirk on my face>

 

[X]

Is this your way of telling us your pecker is shaped like an ice pick?

Brave.
Foolish, but brave.

LOL
He’d look bullet riddled

 

[realgrimm]

LOL
He’d look bullet riddled

Getting his hole punched

 

[Jack]

I don't have problems.
I make observations.
Those observations often *give* people problems, but they're not mine.

I conjure them out of thin air. Abracadabra!

Think of me as the resident wizard, if it helps.

I think of you more as the resident pissant, actually.

Just this side of curmudgeon.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think of you more as the resident pissant, actually.

Just this side of curmudgeon.

You shouldn't use the word "curmudgeon" at your age. Jack. Just sayin'.

 

[Jack]

You shouldn't use the word "curmudgeon" at your age. Jack. Just sayin'.

Why? I'm hardly that.

Not even feckless yet.

 

[Flynn]

I skimmed all this... seriously, unaffected by these words.

Kids? Keep em. I have a dog.

You read the whole thing or you wouldn't be answering line by line. You're even too fucking stoopid to lie correctly. Maybe you need to have Lily do your dirty work for you, COWARD.

Exactly! You're relegated to owning a sorry mutt instead of actually having children, probably a good thing with your mental illness and numerous addictions.

I dont drink.

My looks? Generic response from you. Unfazed.

Who the fuck cares what your near translucent ass thinks. You're a damn near 50-year-old man still wanting to act like a child. Get a fucking life you creep.

Wishy washy owner? Ugghhh.. no rules forum rules, you love it. Youre here all the time. Good luck running ur own, been at this for 18 yrs Luv.

Why would you brag about fucking up your own forum for 18 years? You're about as clueless running a forum just like you are in interpersonal relationships.

"Don't even act like you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about" .. I dunno what ur talking about.. just do it. Make my heartrace with something good. Not sure what you want to bring up.. or just do it stfu already princess badass.

Gimme a phone number... Ill call it and make u miserable or wet.

Why don't you just get the phone number/s from Lily?

 

[Flynn]

...


Yes. I did.
Gimme that last name again and Ill show ya. Gimme yours... I'll show ya.
This is so silly and trivial. Seems u are emotionally scarred from this event.
I hope u hate me.

No. You didn't.

Lily already admitted to several people via pm & email that she gave you Biggie's phone number.

You got owned.

You can't even trust Lily...she threw you under the bus.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why? I'm hardly that.

Not even feckless yet.

You gotta work on your curmudgeon skills. Say it with me: "Get Off My Lawn!"

 

[Jack]

You gotta work on your curmudgeon skills. Say it with me: "Get Off My Lawn!"

Is that all it takes?

Fuck I don't even have a lawn.

How about "Get out of my parking lot"?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is that all it takes?

Fuck I don't even have a lawn.

How about "Get out of my parking lot"?

That'll work, but you gotta do it in Title Case: Get Out of My Parking Lot!"

 

[Jack]

should I be waving a stick or a cane?

 

[Frood]

I prefer "die in a fire, you worthless douche nozzles"...

 

[Lily]

No. You didn't.

Lily already admitted to several people via pm & email that she gave you Biggie's phone number.

You got owned.

You can't even trust Lily...she threw you under the bus.

I didn't throw anyone under the bus.

I admitted what I did within a few days of finding out about the vmm.

Before BF said anything about it.

Lying sack of shit drama whore.

 

[Frood]

How could Fat Lily throw somebody under herself? I call fibs...

 

[No One]

How could Fat Lily throw somebody under herself? I call fibs...

She's not gonna respond about this topic anymore again, apparently.

 

[Frood]

She's not gonna respond about this topic anymore again, apparently.

One could say she did a runner.... but that would be a fib too...

 

[No One]

One could say she did a runner.... but that would be a fib too...

Unless we're talking about diarrhea

 

[Lily]

She's not gonna respond about this topic anymore again, apparently.

Who would you even be on these forums without me, No One?

Have you ever considered that?

 

[Frood]

Unless we're talking about diarrhea

Yup, you called it!

 

[Bastard Factory]

You read the whole thing or you wouldn't be answering line by line. You're even too fucking stoopid to lie correctly. Maybe you need to have Lily do your dirty work for you, COWARD.

Exactly! You're relegated to owning a sorry mutt instead of actually having children, probably a good thing with your mental illness and numerous addictions.



Who the fuck cares what your near translucent ass thinks. You're a damn near 50-year-old man still wanting to act like a child. Get a fucking life you creep.



Why would you brag about fucking up your own forum for 18 years? You're about as clueless running a forum just like youare in interpersonal relationships.



Why don't you just get the phone number/s from Lily?

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[Bastard Factory]

Could you just imagine ranting & raving about someone elses drama for 2 years? One doesn't just get those digits unless its given to them. You think Biggie gave Lily them digits? Right... had to be researched. You think Lily did that research? Not even gonna ask you for that proof...

Apologies my Irish skins too fair or that my hair doesn't flow in the wind like Garraty_47 Fabio... or my board sucks, but here you are... giving me/us your time so just keep logging in and acting like we're back in high school.

As for calling Biggie, those digits origin or what satisfaction you're craving here, this ones still really boring me. I'm going to end it now so you can start sleeping better at night. Ready.

You're right. You win the convo. Everything you say is correct and I'll even look into spray tanning.

What else do you have me luv?

 

[Frood]

Could you just imagine ranting & raving about someone elses drama for 2 years? One doesn't just get those digits unless its given to them. You think Biggie gave Lily them digits? Right... had to be researched. You think Lily did that research? Not even gonna ask you for that proof...

Apologies my Irish skins too fair or that my hair doesn't flow in the wind like Garraty_47 Fabio... or my board sucks, but here you are... giving me/us your time so just keep logging in and acting like we're back in high school.

As for this Biggie calling him, those digits origin or what satisfaction you're craving here, but this ones still really boring me. I'm going to end it now so you can start sleeping better at night. Ready.

You're right. You win the convo. Everything you say is correct and I'll look into spray tanning.

What else do you have me luv?

Could you get me an autograph from the actress who played Morticia Addams?

 

[Flynn]

I didn't throw anyone under the bus.

I admitted what I did within a few days of finding out about the vmm.

Before BF said anything about it.

Lying sack of shit drama whore.

See...you're obsessed with me. You bring me up all the time.

You are fucking crazy. You're like a stalker.

 

[Flynn]

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[Bastard Factory]

See...you're obsessed with me. You bring me up all the time.

You are fucking crazy. You're like a stalker.

OOooo.... I'm an obsessed, creepy, crazy, translucent skinned stalker with no people skills and poor judgement.

Let's party when ur out here next month.
818-554-4333

 

[Flynn]

Could you just imagine ranting & raving about someone elses drama for 2 years? One doesn't just get those digits unless its given to them. You think Biggie gave Lily them digits? Right... had to be researched. You think Lily did that research? Not even gonna ask you for that proof...

Could you imagine being such a fucking pussy, that you had to take total advantage of slow minded Lily? I mean if you're such a fucking "man," why not just get Biggie's number the old fashioned way? Just ask him for it.

You're a fucking idiot. Lily already admitted to having Biggie's phone number. This was already verified by Dove as Dove was there when phone numbers were exchanged.

You look even more moronic everytime your fucking shit smelling story changes, you man-bitch.

Apologies my Irish skins too fair or that my hair doesn't flow in the wind like Garraty_47 Fabio... or my board sucks, but here you are... giving me/us your time so just keep logging in and acting like we're back in high school.

As for calling Biggie, those digits origin or what satisfaction you're craving here, this ones still really boring me. I'm going to end it now so you can start sleeping better at night. Ready.

You're right. You win the convo. Everything you say is correct and I'll even look into spray tanning.

What else do you have me luv?

That's all I need fuckwit. That's all I need to show that you and Lily are two of the weakest fucks out here, and that both you sad sacks of shit can't compete unless you use Personal Information.

#YouLoseAgain

 

[Flynn]

OOooo.... I'm an obsessed, creepy, crazy, translucent skinned stalker with no people skills and poor judgement.

Let's party when ur out here next month.
818-554-4333

That post wasn't even directed at you dicklips.

Are you having a jack moment?

 

[X]

@Jack how many gulps till he comes? ffs have some shame LOL