Flaming, BF Style: A Primer for Noobs and Boobs

[Adam Hitler]

Serious question:

Is Oregon still the homosexuality capital of the world?

Pride Month every month, daily LGBT rallies, regular anal births among homosexual couples, stores which sell AIDS shots in syringes....

Yep, that place is gay as fuck.

 

[Breakfall]

As for this potential cold-case victim @Flynn ...any fucker that pumps it up can go get fucked too! Fucking double-crossing son’s of biatches!

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think admin is prepping for some kind of rim rampage at the local brothel this afternoon

Oregon must of eased restrictions on the state's most popular activity. Gay sex

Save some tears for later, you angry young midget.

You're a perfect example of how homosexual experiences at an early age lead to excessive faggotry in later life.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is basis on? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea & Lotusbud) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, Nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great, Great, Great Grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

You could have saved yourself the effort and just said you hate everyone and everything because you're mad at the world still and venting online is your standard cope mechanism.

At least you're not kissing Poark's flatulent, stretch marked, rhino ass for once. Well done. Keep this up and I may even award you a plus rep sometime in the near future.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

I didn't know that. I just recognised the trademark highfalutin, pompous, pseudo-intellectual faggot routine, which is Dame Edna Peaches to an absolute tee.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You’re just mad cause he is really LGBTQ+ and you’re a wannabe in a dirty housecoat with a shitty paint job on your busted ass toes. You could really learn something from a man like Blurt <3 <3 <3

Bwahahaha don't let himhear you say that, according to him he's 100% hetero, even while dressed in a leather mini skirt and 6 inch heels.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Flynn always gets my complete attention, though. Sometimes I read her posts twice. In a row. If I haven't pissed my panties after the first read.

Blurt, will you ever stop with the ass kissing? It's the same on every god damned forum.

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck off back to your Canadian forum you fucking man-fanny! You’re one of biggest fucking brown-nosing, turd-polishing dweebs on the scene. I hope you cop one in the head during deer hunting season and get Cafucked!

Now now, Galli. Relax. We're all friends here. Ain't nobody brown-nosin' no one.

The problem is having you VF and BC and SG and fucking FT rejects chomping on about your boring fucking forum shenanigans on a daily basis. Ultimately clogging up the potential new membership traffic.

New members get bogged down, particularly with the fucking American politics stuck on repeat, and fuck off! Up at your end @Blurt is the same fucking thing, but with Canuck politics doing the rounds.

No....we’re not fucking friends. Far from it!

 

[Adam Hitler]

I don't find Flynn to be an entertaining read at all.

But I can see how some of the peasants who have been perpetually victimized around here would dance with glee when reading her various tirades of pure tedium. Provided of course, she's got one of their enemies on her radar.

Tell tale signs of victim-hood.

Team Soy have been massaging her prosthetic clit as though she's Stalin's great grand daughter or something.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

There are studies that show more depression and mental illness among those who consider themselves left wing.

When you consider the leftists on here, I can well believe it.

OP for example wears his late mother's wedding dress to go grocery shopping and apparently nobody in his neighbourhood bats an eyelid...

He is Canadian though, so I guess nuff said.

Norman Blurts ? Lmao

 

[Levon]

I love the way FairyAnne thinks that writing a third of the posts on the last page of a thread, WITHOUT adding a single note of new ideas, is a win for him/her/them.

I also love reading that Stubby honestly seems to think his targets here are all "perennial victims" by virtue of his Asperger's enhanced, roid-fueled compulsion to get in the last word on every topic.

*hawks up a lugie and spits it into the wastebasket*

 

[Admin.]

I love the way FairyAnne thinks that writing a third of the posts on the last page of a thread, WITHOUT adding a single note of new ideas, is a win for him/her/them.

I also love reading that Stubby honestly seems to think his targets here are all "perennial victims" by virtue of his Asperger's enhanced, roid-fueled compulsion to get in the last word on every topic.

*hawks up a lugie and spits it into the wastebasket*

Studies have scientifically proven that short people just don't measure up. Sadly.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I love the way FairyAnne thinks that writing a third of the posts on the last page of a thread, WITHOUT adding a single note of new ideas, is a win for him/her/them.

I also love reading that Stubby honestly seems to think his targets here are all "perennial victims" by virtue of his Asperger's enhanced, roid-fueled compulsion to get in the last word on every topic.

*hawks up a lugie and spits it into the wastebasket*

I love how you can proudly strut around your neighbourhood dressed like Dame Edna Everage and not have any anxiety whatsoever....

You go guuuuuuuurrrrrllll! Fuck teh haterz!!!

 

[Murdy]

You’re just mad cause he is really LGBTQ+ and you’re a wannabe in a dirty housecoat with a shitty paint job on your busted ass toes. You could really learn something from a man like Blurt <3 <3 <3

Bwahahaha don't let himhear you say that, according to him he's 100% hetero, even while dressed in a leather mini skirt and 6 inch heels.

I savor his decadence.

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^Desperate fag hag.

 

[Murdy]

^^Desperate fag hag.

You wish I was desperate lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

I know you're desperate, but carry on anyway.

 

[Murdy]

I know you're desperate, but carry on anyway.

That’s because you gossip like a teenage girl.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nah, I'm just observant.

 

[Murdy]

Nah, I'm just observant.

You’re conflicted because I have an energy about me that doesn’t align with your white supremacist ideologies…. so you have to bring me down to a level that you can understand. I’m often too much for people. I encourage them to find something less.

I’ll remind you now that I’m not the one who seeks you out on this forum… soooooooo if you actually believed your own accusation, you wouldn’t pay me any mind. I know… I’m hard to resist.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh ffs give it a rest, I quoted and responded to one of your posts in this thread, nothing more....

At this point I'm not sure which is the biggest, your ass or your ego.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You’re just mad cause he is really LGBTQ+ and you’re a wannabe in a dirty housecoat with a shitty paint job on your busted ass toes. You could really learn something from a man like Blurt <3 <3 <3

Bwahahaha don't let himhear you say that, according to him he's 100% hetero, even while dressed in a leather mini skirt and 6 inch heels.

I savor his decadence.

Why would a guy wearing a dress turn you on?

We already have the Scotts without the lipstick

 

[Murdy]

Oh ffs give it a rest, I quoted and responded to one of your posts in this thread, nothing more....

At this point I'm not sure which is the biggest, your ass or your ego.

Actually, you tried and then I was clearly winning and you dipped and started in on Oak.


Now I find you boring zzzzzzzzz

 

[Murdy]

You’re just mad cause he is really LGBTQ+ and you’re a wannabe in a dirty housecoat with a shitty paint job on your busted ass toes. You could really learn something from a man like Blurt <3 <3 <3

Bwahahaha don't let himhear you say that, according to him he's 100% hetero, even while dressed in a leather mini skirt and 6 inch heels.

I savor his decadence.

Why would a guy wearing a dress turn you on?

We already have the Scotts without the lipstick

I don’t know what it is exactly, but there is something so intriguing about gay/trans men to me. Especially the hot ones with big cocks errrr merrr gerrrd my brain goes nuts

 

[Adam Hitler]

Put me on ignore then....

"Started on Oak"? WTF are you on about?

I've been terrorising that disgusting waddling heart attack on hooves ever since encountering it on SG, so it's hardly anything new.

 

[Murdy]

At this point I'm not sure which is the biggest, your ass or your ego.

Oh…. Have no doubts… it’s definitely my A$$ bwa haha

 

[Murdy]

Put me on ignore then....

"Started on Oak"? WTF are you on about?

I've been terrorising that disgusting waddling heart attack on hooves ever since encountering it on SG, so it's hardly anything new.

Oak isn’t even hear, Snore Warz Captain *rolls eyes*

 

[Dove]

You’re just mad cause he is really LGBTQ+ and you’re a wannabe in a dirty housecoat with a shitty paint job on your busted ass toes. You could really learn something from a man like Blurt <3 <3 <3

Bwahahaha don't let himhear you say that, according to him he's 100% hetero, even while dressed in a leather mini skirt and 6 inch heels.

I savor his decadence.

Why would a guy wearing a dress turn you on?

We already have the Scotts without the lipstick

The short answer to this? Internalized misogyny.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Sure, so 'Lily' is her equally horizontally gifted and foul mouthed doppelganger.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You’re just mad cause he is really LGBTQ+ and you’re a wannabe in a dirty housecoat with a shitty paint job on your busted ass toes. You could really learn something from a man like Blurt <3 <3 <3

Bwahahaha don't let himhear you say that, according to him he's 100% hetero, even while dressed in a leather mini skirt and 6 inch heels.

I savor his decadence.

Why would a guy wearing a dress turn you on?

We already have the Scotts without the lipstick

I don’t know what it is exactly, but there is something so intriguing about gay/trans men to me. Especially the hot ones with big cocks errrr merrr gerrrd my brain goes nuts

So as a woman you are turned on by basket cases who believe they are women and are not sexual aroused by women at all.

that’s a bit self defeating but ok