Flaming, BF Style: A Primer for Noobs and Boobs

[Lily]

Here's a helpful guide to navigate the turbid waters of the Bastard Factory.

CHAPTER ONE: The List

If you want to fit in with the misfits, your posts must include a liberal dose (so to speak) of the following lames:

- "You're a homo."
- "You're fat."
- "You're a PLEASE ASS BOX ME!."
- "You're a cuck."
- "You're a tranny."
- "You're noseless."
- "You're short."
- "You're a shill."
- "You're hate-filled."
- "You're a Libtard."
- "You're a Contard."
- "You're a fucktard."
- "You're a Jew."
- "You're a smoker."
- "You're poor."
- "You have a small dick."
- "You have moobs."
- "OK, [insert pithy nonsensical noun here]."
- "No yUo!"
- "POWN3D!"

Master these brilliant witticisms and you'll never lack for a plussie in this arena.

CHAPTER TWO: How To Prevent Severe Damage To Your IQ While Visiting BF

An easy rule of thumb here is to limit your reading to the posters listed in Section A and to scroll past the output of posters listed in Section B. Memorize the following lists and you'll never want for a chuckle nor will you ever murder a neuron while traipsing through the BF "mindfield." NOTE: if a name is not on either list, that handleholder is often a member of both. Best then to proceed with a heightened situational awareness.

Section A

- Levon
- Flynn
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

Section B

- Biggie Smiles
- lokmar
- Dove
- Harry McKnackers
- UncleDiLF
- Aryan
- Shampain
- Joe
- King Martini

Enjoy your stay, newcomers! I hope you'll find this humble guide useful as you dip your toes in the sludge.

You certainly triggered the usual suspects.

 

[Murdy]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Wasn’t Levon the troll alt pulled on CO? Or was that Lernon?

Either way they are both linked to Lemon RIP

I hate to see a few of you otherwise literate bastards taking poor Lemon's name in vain.

Guess I'll have to start a fresh thread about this. Stay tuned for the Reveal.

I said Rest In Peace. I respect her memory, as does everyone else who has commented here.

If it’s any consolation, I am sorry for your loss.

 

[The Countess]

So Levon knows our Lemon. Got it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Wasn’t Levon the troll alt pulled on CO? Or was that Lernon?

Either way they are both linked to Lemon RIP

I hate to see a few of you otherwise literate bastards taking poor Lemon's name in vain.

Guess I'll have to start a fresh thread about this. Stay tuned for the Reveal.

I said Rest In Peace. I respect her memory, as does everyone else who has commented here.

If it’s any consolation, I am sorry for your loss.

Peaches = triggered by default

But you said "sorry for your loss" and I told got the undertone

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So Levon knows our Lemon. Got it

Also familiar with the role she played at CO

if it walks like a monster it is a monster

 

[Murdy]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Wasn’t Levon the troll alt pulled on CO? Or was that Lernon?

Either way they are both linked to Lemon RIP

I hate to see a few of you otherwise literate bastards taking poor Lemon's name in vain.

Guess I'll have to start a fresh thread about this. Stay tuned for the Reveal.

I said Rest In Peace. I respect her memory, as does everyone else who has commented here.

If it’s any consolation, I am sorry for your loss.

Peaches = triggered by default

But you said "sorry for your loss" and I told got the undertone

Schwaaaat? I was being sincere….

 

[Blurt]

You certainly triggered the usual suspects.

Have I?

It probably escaped my notice; I've got the fastest scroll wheel in the west when trekking through the B-list scrublands. Dodging demented tumbleweeds requires more dexterity than filming a twirling plastic bag caught in a sidewalk dust devil.

 

[Levon]

So Levon knows our Lemon. Got it

Yes, mostly through her husband though. He's one of the best chameleon trolls I ever met.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

 

[Lily]

You certainly triggered the usual suspects.

Have I?

It probably escaped my notice; I've got the fastest scroll wheel in the west when trekking through the B-list scrublands. Dodging demented tumbleweeds requires more dexterity than filming a twirling plastic bag caught in a sidewalk dust devil.

Any of their posts that I do read is for the entertainment value. I don't ever read the tldr posts, BO-RING. I don't read any from one of them I have on ignore, it's entirely unwholesome and outright creepy AF. I also skim past the posts that are the ssdd. They're tedious.

 

[Lokmar]

I didnt see "NIGGER" listed. Why the blatant oversight?

Maybe he’s not trying to get the board put on a government hate list?

Oh, nothing else is "sacred", just nigger, ehh?

 

[Lokmar]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is basis on? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea & Lotusbud) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, Nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great, Great, Great Grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Pipe down, faggit.

 

[Master Pu]

Benzos name was posted 3 times and here he is lmao

I let him know ya’ll were looking for him

That's right.

 

[Blazor]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

Y'all need to hog tie your law enforcement, y'all being too nice. They dont work for you, they work for tyranny.

 

[Blazor]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

You guys need to revolt. Australia has lost its mind.

Truck drivers are gearing up to scuttle their rigs on busy roadways on the 31st...

I saw that!

Shit is about to get real.

 

[Lokmar]

I knew Austrailia was gonna go jackboot the instant they started confiscating and destroying guns.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

admin is still sucking cock tho

 

[Levon]

Stubby is still lost in homoerotic daydreams tho

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Stubby is still lost in homoerotic daydreams tho

Speaking of lost

where's your nose?

The real one.

 

[Levon]

Stubby is still lost in homoerotic daydreams tho

Speaking of lost

where's your nose?

The real one.

On my face, where it's always been.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Stubby is still lost in homoerotic daydreams tho

Speaking of lost

where's your nose?

The real one.

On my face, where it's always been.

suuuuuuuuure

 

[Flynn]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Where oh where did anyone even say anything remotely close to that?

Sit down and shut up.

 

[Blurt]

You certainly triggered the usual suspects.

Have I?

It probably escaped my notice; I've got the fastest scroll wheel in the west when trekking through the B-list scrublands. Dodging demented tumbleweeds requires more dexterity than filming a twirling plastic bag caught in a sidewalk dust devil.

Any of their posts that I do read is for the entertainment value. I don't ever read the tldr posts, BO-RING. I don't read any from one of them I have on ignore, it's entirely unwholesome and outright creepy AF. I also skim past the posts that are the ssdd. They're tedious.

I hear you, Lil.

But I'll admit to be jesting in part, here.

I read everyone in any thread that catches my eye. I never put anyone on Ignore.

I just read some poasts more diagonally than others, is all.

Flynn always gets my complete attention, though. Sometimes I read her posts twice. In a row. If I haven't pissed my panties after the first read.

 

[Frood]

You certainly triggered the usual suspects.

Have I?

It probably escaped my notice; I've got the fastest scroll wheel in the west when trekking through the B-list scrublands. Dodging demented tumbleweeds requires more dexterity than filming a twirling plastic bag caught in a sidewalk dust devil.

Any of their posts that I do read is for the entertainment value. I don't ever read the tldr posts, BO-RING. I don't read any from one of them I have on ignore, it's entirely unwholesome and outright creepy AF. I also skim past the posts that are the ssdd. They're tedious.

I hear you, Lil.

But I'll admit to be jesting in part, here.

I read everyone in any thread that catches my eye. I never put anyone on Ignore.

I just read some poasts more diagonally than others, is all.

Flynn always gets my complete attention, though. Sometimes I read her posts twice. In a row. If I haven't pissed my panties after the first read.

I like to skim her posts in the imagined voice of an Indian accent sucking helium out of a birthday balloon...

...it makes them marginally more readable.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't find Flynn to be an entertaining read at all.

But I can see how some of the peasants who have been perpetually victimized around here would dance with glee when reading her various tirades of pure tedium. Provided of course, she's got one of their enemies on her radar.

Tell tale signs of victim-hood.

 

[Breakfall]

Here's a helpful guide to navigate the turbid waters of the Bastard Factory.

CHAPTER ONE: The List

If you want to fit in with the misfits, your posts must include a liberal dose (so to speak) of the following lames:

- "You're a homo."
- "You're fat."
- "You're a PLEASE ASS BOX ME!."
- "You're a cuck."
- "You're a tranny."
- "You're noseless."
- "You're short."
- "You're a shill."
- "You're hate-filled."
- "You're a Libtard."
- "You're a Contard."
- "You're a fucktard."
- "You're a Jew."
- "You're a smoker."
- "You're poor."
- "You have a small dick."
- "You have moobs."
- "OK, [insert pithy nonsensical noun here]."
- "No yUo!"
- "POWN3D!"

Master these brilliant witticisms and you'll never lack for a plussie in this arena.

CHAPTER TWO: How To Prevent Severe Damage To Your IQ While Visiting BF

An easy rule of thumb here is to limit your reading to the posters listed in Section A and to scroll past the output of posters listed in Section B. Memorize the following lists and you'll never want for a chuckle nor will you ever murder a neuron while traipsing through the BF "mindfield." NOTE: if a name is not on either list, that handleholder is often a member of both. Best then to proceed with a heightened situational awareness.

Section A

- Levon
- Flynn
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

Section B

- Biggie Smiles
- lokmar
- Dove
- Harry McKnackers
- UncleDiLF
- Aryan
- Shampain
- Joe
- King Martini

Enjoy your stay, newcomers! I hope you'll find this humble guide useful as you dip your toes in the sludge.

Fuck off back to your Canadian forum you fucking man-fanny! You’re one of biggest fucking brown-nosing, turd-polishing dweebs on the scene. I hope you cop one in the head during deer hunting season and get Cafucked!

 

[Breakfall]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Where oh where did anyone even say anything remotely close to that?

Sit down and shut up.

That’s fucking rich coming from a prostitute that spent most of her early years on her knees sucking festy cock for chump change you mouthy cunt.

 

[Adam Hitler]

There are studies that show more depression and mental illness among those who consider themselves left wing.

When you consider the leftists on here, I can well believe it.

OP for example wears his late mother's wedding dress to go grocery shopping and apparently nobody in his neighbourhood bats an eyelid...

He is Canadian though, so I guess nuff said.

 

[Blurt]

Fuck off back to your Canadian forum you fucking man-fanny! You’re one of biggest fucking brown-nosing, turd-polishing dweebs on the scene. I hope you cop one in the head during deer hunting season and get Cafucked!

Now now, Galli. Relax. We're all friends here. Ain't nobody brown-nosin' no one.

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck off back to your Canadian forum you fucking man-fanny! You’re one of biggest fucking brown-nosing, turd-polishing dweebs on the scene. I hope you cop one in the head during deer hunting season and get Cafucked!

Now now, Galli. Relax. We're all friends here. Ain't nobody brown-nosin' no one.

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