Well, to be fair, I never engaged enough to get that reaction.Lokmar I couldn't ... it were a ferocious attack, prolonged and sustained over the course of minutes ffs .... those fuckers carry weight, every peck at my fleeing ass was a thunderous thwop !!
A Canada Goose tried to kill me when I stopped on the road and he hissed and I hissed back and that Goose FUCKED ME UP fer it LOL
When I was about eleven or twelve, these fuckers used to terrorize me at my aunt's farm
My cousin would laugh at me
One day my uncle said "It's just a goose, their peck are merely a pinch"
So one time one came running at me and I just gave one arm, fucker came and pecked me, I grabbed its neck with my other hand, spun it and sent it flying straight against the embankment.
Fuckers never even looked at me again
When I was about eleven or twelve, these fuckers used to terrorize me at my aunt's farm
My cousin would laugh at me
One day my uncle said "It's just a goose, their peck are merely a pinch"
So one time one came running at me and I just gave one arm, fucker came and pecked me, I grabbed its neck with my other hand, spun it and sent it flying straight against the embankment.
Fuckers never even looked at me again
And they shit everywhere...I'm telling you man, Canadians are getting back at the rest of us for our warm weather...
Hahahaa the birdys know who the bad ones are!
a goose attacks me for ten minutes and the next day i will tell u how it tasted
And if you hit a goose in Canada, Trudeau would probably show up at your door to personally execute you.naww man, this one was on 'roids
lol i had 2 google that. livers? yuk, thats for the cana goose attacks me for ten minutes and the next day i will tell u how it tasted
"Can you honk foie gras bitch? " lol
And if you hit a goose in Canada, Trudeau would probably show up at your door to personally execute you.naww man, this one was on 'roids
lol i had 2 google that. livers? yuk, thats for the cana goose attacks me for ten minutes and the next day i will tell u how it tasted
"Can you honk foie gras bitch? " lol
ive had chinese prepped duck so im sure goose is similar
It's buttery goodness, but it's definitely cruel to geese. It's why I mentioned it.
lol i had 2 google that. livers? yuk, thats for the cana goose attacks me for ten minutes and the next day i will tell u how it tasted
"Can you honk foie gras bitch? " lol
ive had chinese prepped duck so im sure goose is similar
It's buttery goodness, but it's definitely cruel to geese. It's why I mentioned it.
stop trollingAs kids living alongside a river, my siblings and I would terrorise geese as a hobby. Steal their eggs, grab them from underwater, et cetera....
lol i had 2 google that. livers? yuk, thats for the cana goose attacks me for ten minutes and the next day i will tell u how it tasted
"Can you honk foie gras bitch? " lol
ive had chinese prepped duck so im sure goose is similar
It's buttery goodness, but it's definitely cruel to geese. It's why I mentioned it.
u know what must taste like shit? vultures and seagulls, all u gotta do is lay there like ur dead and BLAMMO, meat
stop trollingAs kids living alongside a river, my siblings and I would terrorise geese as a hobby. Steal their eggs, grab them from underwater, et cetera....
yes, yes... and then u have egg fights with sea turtle eggs?stop trollingAs kids living alongside a river, my siblings and I would terrorise geese as a hobby. Steal their eggs, grab them from underwater, et cetera....
I'm not.
We'd dare each other to rob nests and swim under geese then grab them by their legs.... those wings have a lot of lift in them.
right, the crow - 'the land seagull' lollol i had 2 google that. livers? yuk, thats for the cana goose attacks me for ten minutes and the next day i will tell u how it tasted
"Can you honk foie gras bitch? " lol
ive had chinese prepped duck so im sure goose is similar
It's buttery goodness, but it's definitely cruel to geese. It's why I mentioned it.
u know what must taste like shit? vultures and seagulls, all u gotta do is lay there like ur dead and BLAMMO, meat
Crows too...I watched a Nature show on crows. They showed a dead cow on a ranch in Texas being entirely devoured by crows really fast. I can't remember how much time, but it was hours at most.
eta: That would be a murder of crows. No lie.
X, is your bike really that slow? Couldnt of you just gassed it? I thought you upgraded it lol.
"Gas pedal, gas pedal"