A Goose tried to kill me today

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yoo okay hun
no hurtzies to sooTHE today huh hun ?
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C'mon .... AWESOME X will make the bad feelz go away :LOL3::LOL3:
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Oh shit! Better watch out man!!!!

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I think he done took over your shit! Think I see him!!!


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in my time within these forums among those I have interacted with I have been the singular moast targeted Photoshopped individual I've seen LMFAO .. speshully by one flighty artist :Happy5:

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to know I am doing something right ..

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Lol, how can I not return a hail, especially when combined with a Lord of the Rings gif, lol.

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I only googled how to survive a goose attack and how to fix my bikes
 
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I bet that goose texted his portogeese buddies and tol'em how he all fucked up this big human on a bike LOL
 
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meet my photoshoppe stalkder .. waiting fer an opportunity to strike
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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
 

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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
maybe they know ur a softy and have feelings lol

and speaking of feelings..
 
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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
maybe they know ur a softy and have feelings lol

and speaking of feelings..
FCUK YUO JENNIE i AINT A SOFTY !!
 

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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
maybe they know ur a softy and have feelings lol

and speaking of feelings..
FCUK YUO JENNIE i AINT A SOFTY !!
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crouch and weep on my 5'7" shoulder u lanky tall duffus....

let it out
 
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I collect them LOL my friends thijnk I'm fucked
Ive made a tshirt from one .. I want stickers of some of them
 
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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
maybe they know ur a softy and have feelings lol

and speaking of feelings..
FCUK YUO JENNIE i AINT A SOFTY !!
aww
crouch and weep on my 5'7" shoulder u lanky tall duffus....

let it out
why so friggin mean all the time, why ??
 
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fucking goose pecking my eyes out was more nice than you
 

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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
maybe they know ur a softy and have feelings lol

and speaking of feelings..
FCUK YUO JENNIE i AINT A SOFTY !!
aww
crouch and weep on my 5'7" shoulder u lanky tall duffus....

let it out
why so friggin mean all the time, why ??
wot? i was being nice
 
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being made fun of isnt something 2 celebrate
I agree, but the rationale behind the actual poster chopping has me in stiches LMAO and since I am a constant target it speaks volumes as to just how much feelings are invested in me an internet stranger LOLOL
maybe they know ur a softy and have feelings lol

and speaking of feelings..
FCUK YUO JENNIE i AINT A SOFTY !!
aww
crouch and weep on my 5'7" shoulder u lanky tall duffus....

let it out
why so friggin mean all the time, why ??
wot? i was being nice


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Oh shit! Better watch out man!!!!

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...just like the Truckers from Eastern Canada, the Eastern version of the Canada goose also must be more militant eh @Blazor.

I can't believe that X got attacked by a goose as violently as he did.

But I guess it happens.

When I went for a walk today I saw all these Canada geese and even 1 year old children were goin' up to them.

Usually this is how they behave around Kids:

 
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lol Joe
the fucker that I went up against wasn't right .. he had a point and wanted to make sure I got it that bastard
 

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lol Joe
the fucker that I went up against wasn't right .. he had a point and wanted to make sure I got it that bastard

It was the goose version of that dog Cujo lol.....

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