Freud Feets vs Five Guys Mumbai Feet Footy Duel

[Frood]

The challenge has been issued.

3 photos each with a handwritten sign next to the feetz to be judged in an open poll here in Meltdown.

Gather around Muppet Babies. I'm going to spill my secret formula for message board antics.

My feet are sublime specimens of almost godlike grandeur. No, you cannot lick or gum them up with your stupid saliva. My feet are two temples. Your "feet" are considered blasphemy to most polytheistic religions that exist today. Isn't there some kind of obscenity code in your village that...

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[Flynn]

The challenge has been issued.

3 photos each with a handwritten sign next to the feetz to be judged in an open poll here in Meltdown.

Gather around Muppet Babies. I'm going to spill my secret formula for message board antics.

My feet are sublime specimens of almost godlike grandeur. No, you cannot lick or gum them up with your stupid saliva. My feet are two temples. Your "feet" are considered blasphemy to most polytheistic religions that exist today. Isn't there some kind of obscenity code in your village that...

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My fee.

$5000 USD. Or go challenge Jake Paul.

 

[X]

ffs, as if I didn't find op creepy enough

 

[Frood]

You must pay my feet first.

 

[DDT]

Give me a minute, and I'll post me stinky unwashed feets!

 

[Frood]

#3 of the Five Guys Mumbai aka Jagdeep:

 

[Frood]

 

[Flynn]

ffs, as if I didn't find op creepy enough

Hi X! Welcome back to the living!!!!

 

[Frood]

Scaredy Feet!

 

[Frood]

@Dove has seen my feet up close and felt their baby soft smoothness as she was massaging them. Of course I reciprocated because fair is fair.

 

[Flynn]

That still looks better than those gnarled twisted roots you call feet.

Sheesh!

 

[Flynn]

@Dove has seen my feet up close and felt their baby soft smoothness as she was massaging them. Of course I reciprocated because fair is fair.

Why do you think she's certifiably insane?

 

[Frood]

Dove gives insane foot and back rubs, true.

 

[Flynn]

ffs, as if I didn't find op creepy enough

 

[Flynn]

Dove gives insane foot and back rubs, true.

That's because you obviously paid her $3.21 Canadian for her "services."

 

[Frood]

That's because you obviously paid her $3.21 Canadian for her "services."

Friends don't charge. Friends reciprocate.

Dove gives great foot massages but her back rubs are almost orgasmic.

 

[Flynn]

Friends don't charge. Friends reciprocate.

Dove gives great foot massages but her back rubs are almost orgasmic.

God! You are soo tacky.

 

[Frood]

God! You are soo tacky.

Not at all.

I shower twice daily.

Then I puts the lanolin on feet's skin....

 

[Flynn]

Not at all.

I shower twice daily.

Then I puts the lanolin on feet's skin....

Goat semen is the furthest thing from Lanolin.

 

[Frood]

Goat semen is the furthest thing from Lanolin.

^^^ Freudian slip from India, the Mecca of cloven footed beasts.... lulz

 

[Flynn]

^^^ Freudian slip from India, the Mecca of cloven footed beasts.... lulz

^^^Duuurrrrrrrr... Freudian slip from man-bitch, telling us he's an expert on Goats and their favorite sexual positions.

 

[Frood]

So how many goats do you five perpetual bachelors bugger each week.... roughly.

 

[Flynn]

So how many goats do you five perpetual bachelors bugger each week.... roughly.

Was there supposed to be a funny somewhere? Wake me up when the punchline is around the corner.

 

[Frood]

5? 10? 30?

I hope you wash them before you eat them....

 

[Flynn]

5? 10? 30?

I hope you wash them before you eat them....

Two stupid remarks don't count as one funny.

 

[Seamajor]

DDs feet reek of Cigarettes, like the rest of her body.

 

[Frood]

Two stupid remarks don't count as one funny.

You brought it on yourselves, goat fuckers.

 

[Master]

Lanolin on feets skin

 

[Frood]

DDs feet reek of Cigarettes, like the rest of her body.

 

[Flynn]

You brought it on yourselves, goat fuckers.

I'm just picturing what it would be like to just cup my hand and smack you in the back of that balding head of yours.

I'm wondering if maybe I'm thinking too small about this. I am now pondering whether I should get an aluminum bat or wooden bat to smack you in the back of that balding head of yours.

See. Now I'm beginning to trip. Because now I'm asking myself if I should get a fucking rocket launcher to smack you in the back of that balding head of yours.