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@Harry McKnackers does what..

And @Blurt s pillows soggy chewed ends bloodstained from wanton neglect and daddy issues .. we get it you think your mommies guiding your retarded disalusion and your opinion is in any way relevant..

How many cocks you ram in your judgemental piehole @Blurt
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

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Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

Hahaha, I have ingrown big toe nails lol. My left foot, they took half my toenail off as a kid. They didnt do anything with my right foot.
 

Blazor

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Wait, Im a dumbass, THAT is the toe they operated on lol, but only on the right side of the toe.
 

Lily

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

I was thinking something like that. I thought "that's gotta hurt".
 

Blazor

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

I was thinking something like that. I thought "that's gotta hurt".

I've dealt with them since I was a little kid. Ingrown big toe nails lol.

THAT toe, on the right side, was SO bad, it actually got like a puss spot where the nail was digging into the skin, when I was in middle school. It hurt. So they removed half of the nail. Its been growing back on that side over the last 30 years, but its still fucked on the left side of the toe. Same with my big toe on my left foot. Wish the doc had just removed both my big toe nails long ago. It really does hurt when I stub my toe lol.
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

Hahaha, I have ingrown big toe nails lol. My left foot, they took half my toenail off as a kid. They didnt do anything with my right foot.
I used to get them too until I did my own “surgery”.

Here’s what you do:

*Use a scalpel to careful slice a groove from toenail edge to toenail quick.
*Scratch the surface, then follow the groove you’re making until you feel the blade breaking through on the other side yeah!
*The width from nail to side of nail should be around 5mm.
Over a day or so the 5mm section should start to climb over the rest of your nail alleviating the pressure, then you start peeling away the 5mm nail slowly until it’s completely removed . Whole process of peeling should take two weeks.

This is similar to what the 5mm section should look like, but all the way back to the quick and tapering slightly to the side...

images
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

I was thinking something like that. I thought "that's gotta hurt".

I've dealt with them since I was a little kid. Ingrown big toe nails lol.

THAT toe, on the right side, was SO bad, it actually got like a puss spot where the nail was digging into the skin, when I was in middle school. It hurt. So they removed half of the nail. Its been growing back on that side over the last 30 years, but its still fucked on the left side of the toe. Same with my big toe on my left foot. Wish the doc had just removed both my big toe nails long ago. It really does hurt when I stub my toe lol.


I bet. I'm glad I don't have that problem. I have stubbed my toe(s) many times over the years. One time I remember noticing that my toe had grown out all the bruising and was no longer purple. That same fucking day, I stubbed it again. I knew then that God hated me.
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

I was thinking something like that. I thought "that's gotta hurt".
I can see the inflammation...it hurts like buggery! :Whooot:
 

Blazor

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

Hahaha, I have ingrown big toe nails lol. My left foot, they took half my toenail off as a kid. They didnt do anything with my right foot.
I used to get them too until I did my own “surgery”.

Here’s what you do:

*Use a scalpel to careful slice a groove from toenail edge to toenail quick.
*Scratch the surface, then follow the groove you’re making until you feel the blade breaking through on the other side yeah!
*The width from nail to side of nail should be around 5mm.
Over a day or so the 5mm section should start to climb over the rest of your nail alleviating the pressure, then you start peeling away the 5mm nail slowly until it’s completely removed . Whole process of peeling should take two weeks.

This is similar to what the 5mm section should look like, but all the way back to the quick and tapering slightly to the side...

images

Holy shit lol.

Im not sure I follow. You pull the whole section off? Seems like your saying cut all the way down to the flesh lol. What "layers" lol?

When I was a kid, they did laser surgery, and took the whole half off, all the way down. Had to keep it wrapped, and soak in salt every day for 2 weeks.
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

I was thinking something like that. I thought "that's gotta hurt".
I can see the inflammation...it hurts like buggery! :Whooot:

Hahaha!!!!

Its fine til I stub it lol.

Like I said, its been worse. And hell, I just trimmed them a week or so ago lol. I have to trim 'em often, the longer they get, the more hurt the stub is lol.
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

Hahaha, I have ingrown big toe nails lol. My left foot, they took half my toenail off as a kid. They didnt do anything with my right foot.

Happens to me as well. My feet are all jacked up from ballet and "other" forms of dance lol
 

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@Seamajor is going to lose his shit all over again... lulz

Next time my husband is here I'm gonna grab his cigs and get in on this lol


It would be hilarious if you and others participated...

...the Seaboobs Meltdown Express!

Choo choo!

Best I can do....

835704a7f2e5bb285c8a15558660c4a5ae57c3f6.jpg
Bejeeebus Blaze...you need to sort out Mr Big Toe. He’s convoluting! Use a scalpel to vertically slice a 5mm groove on the left to help pull out the edge. You’re nailing him!
:Whaa?:

Hahaha, I have ingrown big toe nails lol. My left foot, they took half my toenail off as a kid. They didnt do anything with my right foot.

Happens to me as well. My feet are all jacked up from ballet and "other" forms of dance lol

Damn. I dont know what caused mine. I did take martial arts for 8 years, but I dont see how that would do it.