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OK, it's tiiiime to kick some hobnailed dildos up the asses of a few posters who had the audacity to turn my last thread into a goddamn ring-around-the-SSS game. We are in MELTDOWN, and you slobs are my newest anal butter boys.
*ahem*
Everybody who was christened "Oliver" was and will continue to be the kid that always gets punked out. Even today little girls can violently stomp all of the Oliver's of this world, so I'm gonna put my favorite pressed dress on and continue the timeless practice of making an Oliver cower in a corner like that kid in Saw 2.
To begin, you NEED to Google Image the name "Oliver" to know I'm not just bullshitin'. See there? They aaaaall wear glasses and one was even pictured what it means to be an Oliver. The smart ones immediately use their middle names for mercy from bullies like me. Here, we gotta a fuckin' guy who actually named his own damn self Oliver! That's like that fucking German I retired who kept calling himself a Nazi and using their pictures in his avatar, which means he is willing to side with the LOSERS! Our Oliver has done the damn same thing to himself here. Pathetic!
Who's next? Ah, rT! The self-proclaimed cocky dunce whose face needs to adorn the very lowest bill in newly printed Venezuelan cash. Yeah, it would be a classic history-repeats-itself story concerning useless money used to purchase single-ply toilet paper thinner than rT's off-board "self-respect." His facial fiasco would go something like this: Cashiers point pistols at the faces of customers who are seen praying to God while standing in line with all four pockets stuffed with rT's, before shuffling out and notice their wifebarrels have either been stolen or hopped away on their one good wheel/leg.
I've got my eyes on a few more cretins here to place burning bags of vile_piles of shit on their doorsteps. Steps! Don't. Fucking. Step on it. Or call firefighters because when they hear about that problem, it's part of newbie training to memorize a long list of excuses for that particularly dangerous shit, and they know the worthless hovel belongs to some poster from BF who actually bought a house in Detroit with one crumpled rT. So there you go...
SSS
- sit ups must be pretty easy
*ahem*
Everybody who was christened "Oliver" was and will continue to be the kid that always gets punked out. Even today little girls can violently stomp all of the Oliver's of this world, so I'm gonna put my favorite pressed dress on and continue the timeless practice of making an Oliver cower in a corner like that kid in Saw 2.
To begin, you NEED to Google Image the name "Oliver" to know I'm not just bullshitin'. See there? They aaaaall wear glasses and one was even pictured what it means to be an Oliver. The smart ones immediately use their middle names for mercy from bullies like me. Here, we gotta a fuckin' guy who actually named his own damn self Oliver! That's like that fucking German I retired who kept calling himself a Nazi and using their pictures in his avatar, which means he is willing to side with the LOSERS! Our Oliver has done the damn same thing to himself here. Pathetic!
Who's next? Ah, rT! The self-proclaimed cocky dunce whose face needs to adorn the very lowest bill in newly printed Venezuelan cash. Yeah, it would be a classic history-repeats-itself story concerning useless money used to purchase single-ply toilet paper thinner than rT's off-board "self-respect." His facial fiasco would go something like this: Cashiers point pistols at the faces of customers who are seen praying to God while standing in line with all four pockets stuffed with rT's, before shuffling out and notice their wifebarrels have either been stolen or hopped away on their one good wheel/leg.
I've got my eyes on a few more cretins here to place burning bags of vile_piles of shit on their doorsteps. Steps! Don't. Fucking. Step on it. Or call firefighters because when they hear about that problem, it's part of newbie training to memorize a long list of excuses for that particularly dangerous shit, and they know the worthless hovel belongs to some poster from BF who actually bought a house in Detroit with one crumpled rT. So there you go...
SSS
- sit ups must be pretty easy