Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!

[realgrimm]

 

[The Cuntess]

Honey, EVERYONE knows that "Id rather deep throat a power line" is a Dovism.

You understand when you copy me, people notice? Im funny. Im known for drama and horrific ways id rather die than do something. Just like you have been reading me for years, so has everyone else.

Like how i would rather bob for anthrax infected apples in a vat of razor blades in lemon juice than listen to a phone conference between three fat narcissists who think an obscure forum of like 15 people is "historic".

And baby girl, my children are adults, honey. And they are better than you. Better human beings. More educated. More stable. They are sober, productive, and discerning. They are not online sending unsolicited snatch shots to unsuspecting married men. Anything about you that had potential ran down your mothers taint so I can see why you'd hate on young, beautiful women.

And isnt it funny that while I have kids by different men ....you've still somehow taken more dick than I have? Especially strange dick. Diverse dick. BUT you've still gotten less than you've begged for.

Thats A LOT of dick. I mean. At least I was in relationships first. I normally wouldn't yuck another woman's yum, but railing a paki cab driver and STILL having to pay for the ride is just.....OUCH lol.

Didn't you bring one of your various strange cocks home with you and get robbed? Bahahaha ever get your charger back?

And oh yeah, your children have different fathers as well, you silly, smelly, skanky ole fuck. Lol. And only one was born in wedlock yeah? Isn't the first baby daddy in prison?

None of my studs were ever in prison.

And......im still not the creep sending unsolicited nudes to every male on a forum. I know that hurts your feelings. You should be glad about that because if I was sending nudes to the men folk you wouldn't be getting ANY attention

So mind your manners and say "Thank you, momma Dove. For the material Im stealing and for not occupying all the cyber dicks!"

Whoa, HOLD UP


First baby daddy in prison? You mean she has another baby daddy and he’s in prison, yet she constantly attacked me for my hub doing time ten years ago?


I’m owed an apology

 

[Seamajor]

You think sticking beanie babies up her slit is classy?

Compared to DD who pooped on her kids head. YES fat ass

 

[Seamajor]

Murdock, did you really send Semen your nudes? You know you don’t look like a young Latino boy, right?

Didn’t you send yours and your grand daughters to Trump? Don’t lie Tractor Ass. He’s a 300 pounder

 

[Seamajor]

Murdcow once gave a curry stinking Paki taxi driver a blowjob and he still made her pay full fare....

Sounds more like you DD

 

[Seamajor]

Her clit does....it's hanging out a massive dank hole and screaming for rescue....

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You keep your beast concealed. Fucking thing hangs down to the ground.

 

[Seamajor]

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Its no wonder you think your a dood

 

[Seamajor]

Whoa, HOLD UP


First baby daddy in prison? You mean she has another baby daddy and he’s in prison, yet she constantly attacked me for my hub doing time ten years ago?


I’m owed an apology

She probably had 6 daddy’s

 

[Fredricka]

She probably had 6 daddy’s

Murdy had 6 dad's? That's what you're saying

 

[Fredricka]

I see Seamajors been up to his favourite hobby trawling the net fro tiny todgers, AGAIN. Go out Seamajor, find better hobbies

 

[Dove]

Whoa, HOLD UP


First baby daddy in prison? You mean she has another baby daddy and he’s in prison, yet she constantly attacked me for my hub doing time ten years ago?


I’m owed an apology

Yep. He was in prison or jail...one of the two. He is out now but he did some time.

Don't hold your breath with Murd waiting for any apology. You know she always some bullshit ass reason why its okay and acceptable for HER to do all the things she attacks other women for doing.

Hold your breath because she smells like Popov and Paki jam lol.

 

[X2.0]

Honey, EVERYONE knows that "Id rather deep throat a power line" is a Dovism.

You understand when you copy me, people notice? Im funny. Im known for drama and horrific ways id rather die than do something. Just like you have been reading me for years, so has everyone else.

Like how i would rather bob for anthrax infected apples in a vat of razor blades in lemon juice than listen to a phone conference between three fat narcissists who think an obscure forum of like 15 people is "historic".

And baby girl, my children are adults, honey. And they are better than you. Better human beings. More educated. More stable. They are sober, productive, and discerning. They are not online sending unsolicited snatch shots to unsuspecting married men. Anything about you that had potential ran down your mothers taint so I can see why you'd hate on young, beautiful women.

And isnt it funny that while I have kids by different men ....you've still somehow taken more dick than I have? Especially strange dick. Diverse dick. BUT you've still gotten less than you've begged for.

Thats A LOT of dick. I mean. At least I was in relationships first. I normally wouldn't yuck another woman's yum, but railing a paki cab driver and STILL having to pay for the ride is just.....OUCH lol.

Didn't you bring one of your various strange cocks home with you and get robbed? Bahahaha ever get your charger back?

And oh yeah, your children have different fathers as well, you silly, smelly, skanky ole fuck. Lol. And only one was born in wedlock yeah? Isn't the first baby daddy in prison?

None of my studs were ever in prison.

And......im still not the creep sending unsolicited nudes to every male on a forum. I know that hurts your feelings. You should be glad about that because if I was sending nudes to the men folk you wouldn't be getting ANY attention

So mind your manners and say "Thank you, momma Dove. For the material Im stealing and for not occupying all the cyber dicks!"

just look at that slop ^^. Ffs do you get paid per letter?

 

[Frood]

just look at that slop ^^. Ffs do you get paid per letter?

 

[Murdy]

Honey, EVERYONE knows that "Id rather deep throat a power line" is a Dovism.

You understand when you copy me, people notice? Im funny. Im known for drama and horrific ways id rather die than do something. Just like you have been reading me for years, so has everyone else.

Like how i would rather bob for anthrax infected apples in a vat of razor blades in lemon juice than listen to a phone conference between three fat narcissists who think an obscure forum of like 15 people is "historic".

And baby girl, my children are adults, honey. And they are better than you. Better human beings. More educated. More stable. They are sober, productive, and discerning. They are not online sending unsolicited snatch shots to unsuspecting married men. Anything about you that had potential ran down your mothers taint so I can see why you'd hate on young, beautiful women.

And isnt it funny that while I have kids by different men ....you've still somehow taken more dick than I have? Especially strange dick. Diverse dick. BUT you've still gotten less than you've begged for.

Thats A LOT of dick. I mean. At least I was in relationships first. I normally wouldn't yuck another woman's yum, but railing a paki cab driver and STILL having to pay for the ride is just.....OUCH lol.

Didn't you bring one of your various strange cocks home with you and get robbed? Bahahaha ever get your charger back?

And oh yeah, your children have different fathers as well, you silly, smelly, skanky ole fuck. Lol. And only one was born in wedlock yeah? Isn't the first baby daddy in prison?

None of my studs were ever in prison.

And......im still not the creep sending unsolicited nudes to every male on a forum. I know that hurts your feelings. You should be glad about that because if I was sending nudes to the men folk you wouldn't be getting ANY attention

So mind your manners and say "Thank you, momma Dove. For the material Im stealing and for not occupying all the cyber dicks!"

If we are going on the record:

I’ve literally had posters link me on TV to my posts you plagerized verbatim on other sites for decades…

But I digress… power line is yours. Please send me the copyright trademark and I’ll send it to the internet police

As far as being involved with anyone incarcerated… the only man I had ever fucked around with is some I jail broke during recess prisoner

 

[Murdy]

Yep. He was in prison or jail...one of the two. He is out now but he did some time.

Don't hold your breath with Murd waiting for any apology. You know she always some bullshit ass reason why its okay and acceptable for HER to do all the things she attacks other women for doing.

Hold your breath because she smells like Popov and Paki jam lol.

Dafuq? Are you spiraling from Walid trauma again?

No mi comprehendo tu eres nappy nalgas, pinche puta.

 

[Murdy]

Whoa, HOLD UP


First baby daddy in prison? You mean she has another baby daddy and he’s in prison, yet she constantly attacked me for my hub doing time ten years ago?


I’m owed an apology

Why did I have a feeling yuo would show up as soon as Dovid shot up and evacuated her bowels involuntarily here hoping something would “STUCK” SMH

So now that we are reconnecting like OG home girlies… high AF on Aquanet and melting your black eyeliner with a lighter you jacked @ the last house party for your Vato…

How is life as the prison reformed televangelist’s wife holding out? Does he have a podcast yet? Or just some folding chairs in a dilapidated room on the Jew turned black turned chink side of town?

Did you bank on his potential with your non-existent ICE bonus?

Divorce will set you FREEEEE from the financial burden of a mediocre man. Just sayin.

Do you, GURRRL-rillah!

 

[The Prowler]

That last one took her 25 minutes to write.

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Murdy]

That last one took her 25 minutes to write.

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

SHHHHH I’m on the phone with SSS…

We are discussing your male pattern baldness in relation to recorded hockey mishaps of being punched in the head.

I’m going with too much ass sex… but calling you bald is now sexual harassment HR reporting manbitch lol

 

[The Prowler]

SHHHHH

Murdock is reading ALOUD again.

 

[Murdy]

27 minutes…

and his menopausal roommate still hasn’t emerged from the RX comma of I hate you, die… sleep on the basement couch because I can’t handle your existence on the main level of the house.

You’re so nice. I love the way you support women with beastly thick random hairs growing out of their upper lips, chins and ferocious unkept bushes.

I’m hoping you post your well deserved wilderness explorer patch come spring time! This is a learning experience for all those boys you groom with the delusion of happiness and fulfilled life lies.

 

[Murdy]

Murdock is reading ALOUD again.

Are you mad he doesn’t acknowledge your existence because you are beneath him?


Tell me… when was the last time any of the male flamers did respond to your posts or include you in a dm?


Don’t worry… I’ll wait…..


zzzzzzzZZZZZZ

 

[Dove]

If we are going on the record:

I’ve literally had posters link me on TV to my posts you plagerized verbatim on other sites for decades…

But I digress… power line is yours. Please send me the copyright trademark and I’ll send it to the internet police

As far as being involved with anyone incarcerated… the only man I had ever fucked around with is some I jail broke during recess prisoner

No you haven't. No one has "linked" you on your TV posts that I have "plagerized" you on. That has never happened. You are just embarrassing yourself. People HAVE made fun of you for using other posters material, including mine. Those people are here right now. So yes conceding was wise....a rarity for you, indeed.

And I see by your second part that the first part must have taken up the last of your daily sober brain cells because....goddamn.

So when you are making your xanax martini, are you shaking the cocktail or just holding it while banging your head against a hard surface a few times before its down the hatch?

 

[Dove]

27 minutes…

and his menopausal roommate still hasn’t emerged from the RX comma of I hate you, die… sleep on the basement couch because I can’t handle your existence on the main level of the house.

You’re so nice. I love the way you support women with beastly thick random hairs growing out of their upper lips, chins and ferocious unkept bushes.

I’m hoping you post your well deserved wilderness explorer patch come spring time! This is a learning experience for all those boys you groom with the delusion of happiness and fulfilled life lies.

Murd? Prowlers wife would be past menopause. They are older than you.

YOU should be menopausal now. I know that I myself am in perimenopause. You should be in or entering full blown menopause. So....is this projection?

Are you getting some jungle hairs in weird places, Murds? Lulz.

 

[Frood]

Murdy is such a lush....

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock hates when someone else has something she has never had.



Like a healthy and happy marriage.

 

[Fredricka]

Murdy called me last night, all I heard was heavy breathing and squelching noises. Then I heard frood in the background telling her to come back to bed and the line went dead

 

[Frood]

Murdy called me last night, all I heard was heavy breathing and squelching noises. Then I heard frood in the background telling her to come back to bed and the line went dead

Her beanie babies can talk?

 

[Dove]

Why did I have a feeling yuo would show up as soon as Dovid shot up and evacuated her bowels involuntarily here hoping something would “STUCK” SMH

So now that we are reconnecting like OG home girlies… high AF on Aquanet and melting your black eyeliner with a lighter you jacked @ the last house party for your Vato…

How is life as the prison reformed televangelist’s wife holding out? Does he have a podcast yet? Or just some folding chairs in a dilapidated room on the Jew turned black turned chink side of town?

Did you bank on his potential with your non-existent ICE bonus?

Divorce will set you FREEEEE from the financial burden of a mediocre man. Just sayin.

Do you, GURRRL-rillah!

I evacuate my bowels at exactly 8:03am like clockwork every morning and then im done for the day.

And no, for the last, you may not watch.

 

[Dove]

Dafuq? Are you spiraling from Walid trauma again?

No mi comprehendo tu eres nappy nalgas, pinche puta.

naipcín? táim níos áille agus níos mó grá agam duit ná tusa

Drunken hobo ass nigga. I can type in my mother's mothers tongue.....banging fat Mexicans doesn't make you Hispanic.

You can barely type coherent English and you want to call me nappy in Spanish?! Haha Did the bison burrito give you consent for that?

 

[Dove]

Murdy called me last night, all I heard was heavy breathing and squelching noises. Then I heard frood in the background telling her to come back to bed and the line went dead

Was she trying to be brown again?