Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!

[Iggy McLulz]

Marriage is fine if you find someone you can stand for the rest of your life.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

She calls me a whore all the time, too. Because I had a two year long actual relationship with a gentleman from the boards. Other than that, i have had private conversations with several men from these forums. And phone conversations with a few. Including married ones. Not once have I ever acted like a creep, or became flirty or innapropriate. Never started perving out on anyone. Im sure much to the chagrin of a couple.....but mostly we just talked like human beings who genuinely enjoy eachothers brains.

When I've been...."approached" in a spicey manner from men from the boards, if they were polite about it, I decline just as politely and take it as a compliment.

I have conducted myself respectfully while interacting with the men from these venues. I have treated them respectfully. I would not ever act like a such a depraved pig, especially towards a man with a wife.

Meanwhile every single male on these forums has seen her stank ditch. She is completely incapable of controlling herself around men. Its wild.

If she were a man and treated women they way she treats men? She would be in prison.

I cannot even fathom just suddenly sending photos of my naked body.....my personal private BODY...to a man like that. No foreplay, lead in, no consent given...just BOOM there it is. How ya doing? And saying things like "Yeah you're such an alpha, you get me so HOT yeah I squirt when I finger bang myself while on my belly!" (Which btw....if you've seen Murd, you'd understand what a brutal image that paints lol)

And im saying this as a former stripper. When I took my clothes off for strange men, I was in the proper venue and had an audience of consenting men (and some women) who were paying me to entertain them. All consensual, all legal, all perfectly appropriate. And I was never vulgar like she is. I never spoke to men the way she does. Not outside of flirting with the man im committed to and I even keep that intruiging and sexy.

Im never like "Fuck yeah I jammed my 7 foot bong up my no ~ no"

But im the big whore of the forums lol.

I think you've sold yourself short, but a whore? No. Nothing wrong with being a stripper/exotic dancer. Find a better avenue than entertaining/finding men than from forums. No shade, just caring advice. You're so much better than that.

 

[wizer]

She calls me a whore all the time, too. Because I had a two year long actual relationship with a gentleman from the boards. Other than that, i have had private conversations with several men from these forums. And phone conversations with a few. Including married ones. Not once have I ever acted like a creep, or became flirty or innapropriate. Never started perving out on anyone. Im sure much to the chagrin of a couple.....but mostly we just talked like human beings who genuinely enjoy eachothers brains.

When I've been...."approached" in a spicey manner from men from the boards, if they were polite about it, I decline just as politely and take it as a compliment.

I have conducted myself respectfully while interacting with the men from these venues. I have treated them respectfully. I would not ever act like a such a depraved pig, especially towards a man with a wife.

Meanwhile every single male on these forums has seen her stank ditch. She is completely incapable of controlling herself around men. Its wild.

If she were a man and treated women they way she treats men? She would be in prison.

I cannot even fathom just suddenly sending photos of my naked body.....my personal private BODY...to a man like that. No foreplay, lead in, no consent given...just BOOM there it is. How ya doing? And saying things like "Yeah you're such an alpha, you get me so HOT yeah I squirt when I finger bang myself while on my belly!" (Which btw....if you've seen Murd, you'd understand what a brutal image that paints lol)

And im saying this as a former stripper. When I took my clothes off for strange men, I was in the proper venue and had an audience of consenting men (and some women) who were paying me to entertain them. All consensual, all legal, all perfectly appropriate. And I was never vulgar like she is. I never spoke to men the way she does. Not outside of flirting with the man im committed to and I even keep that intruiging and sexy.

Im never like "Fuck yeah I jammed my 7 foot bong up my no ~ no"

But im the big whore of the forums lol.

Having met @Dove in person and spoken to her on the phone several times, as well as interacting with Murdock online I can confirm that Dove is a sweetheart who is exactly who she says she is on these boards, and @Murdy is an insecure, morbidly obese individual. She is ugly inside and out, she tries (and fails) to use her inflated and warped opinion of her supposed sexuality to attract men and women both online and off. She has alienated many people who used to be her friend, including me.

 

[Dove]

I think you've sold yourself short, but a whore? No. Nothing wrong with being a stripper/exotic dancer. Find a better avenue than entertaining/finding men than from forums. No shade, just caring advice. You're so much better than that.

Oh honey.....I retired dancing 20 years ago.

Also im not single. And I have only dated one person I've met from the internet and that was back in 2008 and we are still friends. Ive never in my life TRIED to meet men. Its just sort of happens organically and only one of those did i meet on a forum. Im not on the market. Im spoken for. If I were single right now I would definately. Not because im not capable of having a healthy relationship but because the man i am with has been one of my very best friends for 3 decades and there is no good enough follow up to what I have right now.

But thank you, im sorry you feel I failed to reach my potential lol.

 

[Dove]

Having met @Dove in person and spoken to her on the phone several times, as well as interacting with Murdock online I can confirm that Dove is a sweetheart who is exactly who she says she is on these boards, and @Murdy is an insecure, morbidly obese individual, ugly inside and out, who tries (and fails) to use her inflated and warped opinion of her supposed sexuality to attract men and women both online and off She has alienated many people who used to be her friend, including me.

I am pretty cool, yeah?

Hope life is treating you very well, Wizer ♡

 

[wizer]

Hope life is treating you very well, Wizer ♡

Retirement life in Greece with my wife of 3 years is amazing. We're doing a lot of traveling when we're not at home in our villa which overlooks the Saronic Gulf of Greece with 3 dogs, 2 adopted formerly feral cats, over a dozen stray cats, a bunch of guinea pigs, rabbits, turtles, fish, and chickens which give us eggs every day.

I'm currently in Athens, tomorrow I am headed back to Florida for my annual trip to the US to visit my 96 year old dad, meet up with a few buddies and do some wreck diving.

 

[X]

Retirement life in Greece with my wife of 3 years is amazing. We're doing a lot of traveling when we're not at home in our villa which overlooks the Saronic Gulf of Greece with 3 dogs, 2 adopted formerly feral cats, over a dozen stray cats, a bunch of guinea pigs, rabbits, turtles, fish, and chickens which give us eggs every day.

I'm currently in Athens, tomorrow I am headed back to Florida for my annual trip to the US to visit my 96 year old dad, meet up with a few buddies and do some wreck diving.

The internet is a wonderful place to tell stories huh LOL.

 

[Dove]

The internet is a wonderful place to tell stories huh LOL.

Wizer is a retire eye doctor (optometrist) who also invested wisely.

Ive seen photos of his place in Greece and its beautiful. He worked hard for what he has and im happy for him

He also once said he would never ever marry again. Im happy he found someone who changed his mind and he can share it all with someone.

Always so negative, X.

 

[Dove]

Retirement life in Greece with my wife of 3 years is amazing. We're doing a lot of traveling when we're not at home in our villa which overlooks the Saronic Gulf of Greece with 3 dogs, 2 adopted formerly feral cats, over a dozen stray cats, a bunch of guinea pigs, rabbits, turtles, fish, and chickens which give us eggs every day.

I'm currently in Athens, tomorrow I am headed back to Florida for my annual trip to the US to visit my 96 year old dad, meet up with a few buddies and do some wreck diving.

3 years already huh? Jesus time flies.

Didn't you build some stray cat house? I think i remember you telling me about this.

I wanna see pictures of the cats. Its the cat tax!

 

[X]

Wizer is a retire eye doctor (optometrist) who also invested wisely.

Ive seen photos of his place in Greece and its beautiful. He worked hard for what he has and im happy for him

He also once said he would never ever marry again. Im happy he found someone who changed his mind and he can share it all with someone.

Always so negative, X.

Duhhhv, is it mandatory to gum up each and every one of my poasts you dumb fuck? Fuck off already

 

[Dove]

Duhhhv, is it mandatory to gum up each and every one of my poasts you dumb fuck? Fuck off already

Only when you've invaded an exchange between myself and someone else.

Were either of us addressing you?

Don't present your dainty bits to people if you don't want any of the action.

 

[X]

Only when you've invaded an exchange between myself and someone else.

Were either of us addressing you?

Don't present your dainty bits to people if you don't want any of the action.

I guess it is mandatory

 

[Dove]

I guess it is mandatory

Its common sense.

Do you frequently butt into exchanges between other people and then pretend they are the ones following you when they address you?

Were you ever taught socail skills? Like do you have any?

 

[X]

Holy fuck this ditzy retard Way too fucking easy

 

[ESAD TIA]

I am pretty cool, yeah?

Hope life is treating you very well, Wizer ♡

I've only started getting to know you over the last year or so and iI think you are well alright Dove and your love of classic playstation titles doesn't hurt either!

 

[Dove]

Holy fuck this ditzy retard Way too fucking easy

So thats a big NO on that.

So we are ready at the part where you imagine the other person (in this case ...me) is all upset and you've accomplished something.

And you will celebrate this by engaging in an almost vulgar abuse of emojis.

You must be overstimulated today, it usually takes you a few posts longer but we just went right into it today. Was the med cart late this morning?

 

[X]

^^^^^.

 

[X]

Compelled to retard

 

[Dove]

I've only started getting to know you over the last year or so and iI think you are well alright Dove and your love of classic playstation titles doesn't hurt either!

Why thank you! I'll be honest....I assumed you were an alt account of someone i probably already know and I was just minding my own business haha. I had no clue if you were new.

We never get NEW people. Forums are a dead thing now.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Why thank you! I'll be honest....I assumed you were an alt account of someone i probably already know and I was just minding my own business haha. I had no clue if you were new.

We never get NEW people. Forums are a dead thing now.

Sort of new i joined here one month after it opened and I joined BFF1.0 in like 2010 when @Iggy McLulz told me of its existence. So I've been around in one extent or another for years, but either way its good to get to know you here and now homie.

 

[wizer]

Didn't you build some stray cat house? I think i remember you telling me about this.

My wife is really into animals. Me, not so much except for the Greek Shepard we adopted soon after we moved to Greece. We had two outside enclosures built, originally one for chickens and the other for some of the stray cats but she moves things around quite a bit and right now one coop houses 2 chickens (3 disappeared) and the other is housing 1 chicken and two baby chicks. I build her two smaller pens for guinea pigs which are her newest obsession, she learned the hard way that they reproduce fast and we've got well over a dozen, so now the males and females are split up.

I'll go dig up some random pictures from around the property of the various cats.

 

[wizer]

The internet is a wonderful place to tell stories huh LOL.

Here's a recent video of my property taken mostly with my drone. Feel free to send me a message, I'll reply right back to you. I'm currently on Athens time.

 

[X]

Looks boring

 

[Dove]

My wife is really into animals. Me, not so much except for the Greek Shepard we adopted soon after we moved to Greece. We had two outside enclosures built, originally one for chickens and the other for some of the stray cats but she moves things around quite a bit and right now one coop houses 2 chickens (3 disappeared) and the other is housing 1 chicken and two baby chicks. I build her two smaller pens for guinea pigs which are her newest obsession, she learned the hard way that they reproduce fast and we've got well over a dozen, so now the males and females are split up.

I'll go dig up some random pictures from around the property of the various cats.

Im the one in my relationship who is way into animals lol. My man doesn't hate them, but he isnt all about them like I am.

A few years before we became more than really good friends, I had taken in, 34 cats and kittens. I treated respitory and eye infections, i had 5 separate kittens fade on me and saved 2 from ther brink of fading kitten syndrome and hand reared two newborns into full grown cats. I had 3 pregnant moms.

We got them all sterilized, got their first round of shots and got them all in good homes. My man was making fun of me the whole time. He called it the "cattening" lol.

I currently have just two cats we have had since thry were babies. Prudence Von Puff...my tuxedo and Riply my daughters cat. And we have Eddie who WAS my mans dog and is now our dog, and I have a pigeon i took in because it had a fractured leg and a tear in its crop. I got the pigeon all healed up......the vet said I did a fantastic job.

I dont have the heart to kick it out now and its very bonded with my youngest daughter.

So now...im looking for another pigeon to adopt (from a breeder) so our pigeon has a friend lol.

 

[wizer]

A few years before we became more than really good friends, I had taken in, 34 cats and kittens. I treated respitory and eye infections,

Cats and kittens are prone to eye infections and as you probably know when one gets it, a lot of them get it. We only allow two selected cats to come inside for long stretches but even they are primarily outdoor boxes, there aren't any litterboxes.

Besides those two and the 3 dogs (2 Chihuahuas my wife had from before we met), everything else stays outdoors.

 

[Dove]

Here's a recent video of my property taken mostly with my drone. Feel free to send me a message, I'll reply right back to you. I'm currently on Athens time.

I want chickens so bad. I study about it and all the weird chicken ailments gross me out pretty bad BUT....I want them lol

 

[ESAD TIA]

How are you @wizer you been alright?

 

[Dove]

Cats and kittens are prone to eye infections and as you probably know when one gets it, a lot of them get it. We only allow two selected cats to come inside for long stretches but even they are primarily outdoor boxes, there aren't any litterboxes.

Besides those two and the 3 dogs (2 Chihuahuas my wife had from before we met), everything else stays outdoors.

Yep. And respitory.

The reason I ended up doing this is because we moved to some old trailer that I had HOPED to renovate. My dumb fuck of a mother bought it will all the money she had and it was unlivable for her on her own.

One of the pros for me at the time was it sat on this really pretty rural camp ground. It was way out, had A LOT of wild life. I LOVED that town.

BUT it was sadly a hot spot for disgusting piece of shit people to DUMP pets. And most of what got dumped were cats. Pregnant cats. Unfixed males. Babies. It was a mess. And there were people around the area poisoning them because....well cats are destructive.

Shelters were all full and they didn't have a TNR program. Which shocked me. We had feral colonies but many more stray dumped cats.

The poor things. There was no way I was leaving them out there to get poisoned or brutally killed by coyotes and hawks....so I ended up with all these cats coming through my place. The local vet was helping me too, hooking me up with everything I needed and knocking prices WAY down for sterilizations.

They ALL came to me sick with the same eye infection and respitory infection. And they had tape worms. So I had to jam worm pills down their throats. On top of the flea baths and flea treatments, the worm pill, the eye medicine and antibiotics im surprised i never got shredded. I took a few bites but that comes with the territory lol.

I really want a long haired chihuahua lol. And some goats and mini cows lol.

 

[wizer]

How are you @wizer you been alright?

Doing well, only wish I retired a few years earlier. You?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

The reason I ended up doing this is because we moved to some old trailer that I had HOPED to renovate. My dumb fuck of a mother

You are such a charming young lady.
. I'll bet the fellers are lined up 'round the piles of rusted 55 gallon waste drums, junked refrigerators, and burnt out car bodies to get at you.