Flaming, BF Style: A Primer for Noobs and Boobs

[Biggie Smiles]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

Isn't that their standard and predictable MO tho?

Don't take it personally. Blurt doesn't have any loved ones and just wants to belong.

 

[Frood]

Blurt is ok... he's just feisty.

 

[Dove]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

Isn't that their standard and predictable MO tho?

Don't take it personally. Blurt doesn't have any loved ones and just wants to belong.

No one in their right mind takes any of this shit personally.

Weak is weak though.

Remember when I accidently punched Benzo in his pussy and he ran behind Flynn and begged her to beat me up for him? Lmao.

 

[The Cuntess]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Hey bitch. I didn't ask for your fucking scientific opinion on whether your pecker is big enough to fit into Levon/Peach's snout hole. So shut the fuck up.

SIR, please log out now. I can’t take it anymore

 

[Frood]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

 

[The Cuntess]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

I LOVE when she rips on me. I damn near pee myself laughing

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

Isn't that their standard and predictable MO tho?

Don't take it personally. Blurt doesn't have any loved ones and just wants to belong.

No one in their right mind takes any of this shit personally.

Weak is weak though.

Remember when I accidently punched Benzo in his pussy and he ran behind Flynn and begged her to beat me up for him? Lmao.

I remember. I thought he was gonna go into labor right then and there

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So is flynn done chasing her teeth across the floor yet?

Now a bad time to remind everyone that admin sucks cock ferociously?

 

[Frood]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

 

[Dove]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

I LOVE when she rips on me. I damn near pee myself laughing

Flynn rips on everyone. Its hilarious when people kiss Flynns ass when he/she/it is ripping on posters they hate and when he/she/it takes a giant shit down thier throats...suddenly they dont like her/him so much anymore.

People throwing their sensitive egos on the table like that deserve it.

Welcome the pain. Bahahaha

 

[Dove]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

You guys need to revolt. Australia has lost its mind.

 

[Frood]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

You guys need to revolt. Australia has lost its mind.

Truck drivers are gearing up to scuttle their rigs on busy roadways on the 31st...

 

[Admin.]

I am so relieved that my personal glee club wasn't triggered into hysterical shrieking by this thread.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

Bro... Benzo sucks Johnny off each and every day

 

[Dove]

I am so relieved that my personal glee club wasn't triggered into hysterical shrieking by this thread.

Good gawd.

Do you also enjoy watching puppies get hit by cars?

Imagine feeling "inner peace" seeing little ones get hurt. Smh.

Are little kids "trumptards"? Is that why you hate them?

 

[Murdy]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Wasn’t Levon the troll alt pulled on CO? Or was that Lernon?

Either way they are both linked to Lemon RIP

 

[Master Pu]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

You like dreaming about that fantasy. Of course, not surprising coming from a guy who likes living with dudes.

 

[Master Pu]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

Do you remember waking up this morning?

Nahhh.... I've got the Covid Martial Law Lockdown Time Zone Blues...

Bro... Benzo sucks Johnny off each and every day

Pfft.

 

[Frood]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

You like dreaming about that fantasy. Of course, not surprising coming from a guy who likes living with dudes.

Only dude in this house is me, Johnny's Bus Rider....

 

[Dove]

Benzos name was posted 3 times and here he is lmao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Benzos name was posted 3 times and here he is lmao

It’s like yelling “free cock” in a crowded area and watching admin run innocent pedestrians over with his homomobility scooter just to get to you

 

[Levon]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Wasn’t Levon the troll alt pulled on CO? Or was that Lernon?

Either way they are both linked to Lemon RIP

I hate to see a few of you otherwise literate bastards taking poor Lemon's name in vain.

Guess I'll have to start a fresh thread about this. Stay tuned for the Reveal.

 

[The Cuntess]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

You like dreaming about that fantasy. Of course, not surprising coming from a guy who likes living with dudes.

I’m sooooooo jealous that he got to live with EB.

 

[The Cuntess]

Benzos name was posted 3 times and here he is lmao

I let him know ya’ll were looking for him

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I would just like to say that it is an honor to be on thee Varsity squad. I would also like to thank all the stoopid people I had to assimilate to get here.

We are all equal in this country…. which means you’re free to be a slack-jawed moron online aka on the B side bwa!

Unfortunately, there are names that shouldn't be on either list. Mudcock, you are one of them.

You hide in the bushes eating pork rinds and then when an unsuspecting poster saunters by, you pop out like some old creep wearing a trenchcoat hoping to flash anyone that will look for more than half a second at your ridiculous posts that are all about you at the end of the day.

Blurt's list is far from any kind of "varsity squad." If anything it's an indication of where we are at in regard to this "community." Now lets look really close at the "varsity squad."

- Levon
- Murdock
- Admin
- The Countess
- Lily
- Lotusbud
- CorsetKat
- BastardFactory

First on the list. Levon. Who the fuck is Levon? What the fuck is a Levon? The only "Levon" I even knew was at TRF played by Lemon (R.I.P.) portraying her own brother named, "Levon." Now. I'm not too sure of what's going on here or if we even have a case of the second coming of Lemon in drag. This is what I do know. Like Lily, there are those who think "Levon" is Peaches. Now if in fact this is a true statement from the Axis Of Stupidity and it is Peaches wearing a giant black silicone dildo as a nose...well that's none of my fucking business. With that being said, if in fact it is Peaches emotional ass in "disguise," then I must ask why he/she/it/dildo-face is on the "A" list? Not that Peaches isn't smart or funny, it's just that without a nose to breathe through, I just can't stand to look at (Insert pronoun here) face that looks like an uncircumcised penis with a very noticeable and big pee-pee hole. I guess what I'm saying is you don't want a troglodyte with blowhole in the middle of their face making old women (Dovey & Flea) faint in your starting line up.

Then there's everyone's favorite ghey kick toy to fondle...Admin. I read the crap admin squirts out and I say to my fucking self, no wonder over half the forum thinks this nut job is a fucking queer. His posts are as fucking gay as Biggie Turds are. Then there are some days they are a bit tad gheyer than Biggie Twats. Just last night admin openly asked King Buffoon what his measurements were. What the fuck? That's some real faggoty shit that Lokmar The Queen Barbarian would do.

Next on the "varsity squad" is Flea aka The Countess. What the fuck is this? Retard appreciation day? Seriously? Flea? The only thing I ever read from Flea is her having cramps, being in a perpetual bad mood, and her 99th time trying to stay on some sort of diet program. If anything that Puerto Rican bush pig belongs on Twitter, "tweeting" out how did her ass get to be so rotund and massive, all the while laying there looking like a beached Humpback eating her 6th pint of some Safeway Select brand of ice cream as she tries not to drop the spoon with her flippers.

Lily seems to be another member of the "list" that befuddles me. If in fact Lily is Oak, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. She's got Oak-like tendencies when it comes giving out the "likes." Oak use to do that at SG. And I can tell by the pattern. Only "liking" the comments made towards those that you despise. There cannot be a person with a clear case of mental illness on the "varsity squad." Plus, Greenpeace will spend every minute trying to free Lily/Oak from the clutches of BF to try and get Lily/Oak back into the sea where they think she belongs. Having Lily/Oak on the "varsity squad" would be too much of a distraction.

Lastly, there's everyone's favorite forum granny, Edith Bunker, oops; I mean Lotusbud. Unfortunately, Lotusbud cannot be a part of the "varsity squad," on account she would nag some of the other members to death, thus leaving the "varsity squad" short handed and would mean Biggie Bitchtits and Aryan would get the call up from "junior varsity." Additionally, nanna Lotus would make sure the "varsity squad" members all made their beds before leaving their shantys for day or they would get an earful from Great Granny Lotus when they got home. If this was a repeat offender, Great great great grandma Lotus would tell stories about having to walk in the snow to get to school that was 200 miles away in the 1870's.

Some "A" list. It looks like the who's who of a Senior Citizen Hospice Care Center.

Good observation on the Lemon / Levon thing. But you lacked the main connection. Peaches and Lemon were close friends in real life & I pointed that out as soon as the aching face pussy arrived under this lame alt

Wasn’t Levon the troll alt pulled on CO? Or was that Lernon?

Either way they are both linked to Lemon RIP

I hate to see a few of you otherwise literate bastards taking poor Lemon's name in vain.

Guess I'll have to start a fresh thread about this. Stay tuned for the Reveal.

Yeah, reveal. Take the paper bag off your head and sneeze in the direction of the camera.

I'll send you 10 bucks via apple pay if your brains dont come squirting out of your face hole like a cannon ball

 

[Frood]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

You like dreaming about that fantasy. Of course, not surprising coming from a guy who likes living with dudes.

I’m sooooooo jealous that he got to live with EB.

Never did.... he lived about an hour away.. I'm rural, he was suburbia....

 

[The Cuntess]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

You like dreaming about that fantasy. Of course, not surprising coming from a guy who likes living with dudes.

I’m sooooooo jealous that he got to live with EB.

Never did.... he lived about an hour away.. I'm rural, he was suburbia....

You got to meet him. I’m still jealous

 

[Frood]

Remember when Benzo got his brown turtle pushed in at a Florida Howard Johnsons by Johnny Storm?

You like dreaming about that fantasy. Of course, not surprising coming from a guy who likes living with dudes.

I’m sooooooo jealous that he got to live with EB.

Never did.... he lived about an hour away.. I'm rural, he was suburbia....

You got to meet him. I’m still jealous

Lots of people met each other in Australia back in the day... nobody took themselves all that seriously...

 

[Lily]

"If Flynn rips on me, she sucks and is a bad poster!! If she rips on people I hate shes the funniest and bestest eva!!"

Weak asses.

I LOVE when she rips on me. I damn near pee myself laughing

Who is angry at Flynn for ripping on them? Flynn is Flynn and I expect her to do Flynn any time she posts. She's hilarious.