The Poetry Thread

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Once upon a time there was a dimwit named X
with whom no one, not even the inflatable donkey, wanted to have sex
He was sorely depressed and forever distressed
Because a properly formatted sentence is something he truly does detest
So think before you post and consider his request
Animal goatse and scat are what he likes best

 

[LotusBud]

You can do better...

 

[Garraty_47]

You can do better...

I know.
But can you?

 

[Garraty_47]

Unnamed

Flow me faster
Thru the cracks
A mindscape slide
A fleet escape
Take it all away
Just take it away

No truth spoke
From mortal lips
Teeth are cages
Eyes know better
Nothing to say but
Nothing to say

Knowledge burns
With fickle flames
A spark becomes
A conflagration
But then it dies
It always dies

Butcher days with
Hourly knives
Cut the pieces
In sixty bits
Now we've killed time
We all kill time

Collective insanity
A human condition
Concrete cells
In the asphalt ward
Here on asylum Earth
Trapped on asylum Earth

Follow one path
Leads to another
So many feet
So little ground
Where can we go now
Nowhere to go now

Silence in the heavens
Cacophony below
Hurling prayers
To empty spaces
The gods are dead
Our gods all dead
They died, every one, of shame.

 

[chew the fat]

There was a poster called Murdy
But she seemed a little bit nerdy
She doesn't like memes
Or so it seems
Because she's over thirty ...

 

[Omnipotent]

Crocodile tears
Short arse dears
The riflemen drink their beers

Da Biggie face is full of jeers
He has no rivel peers
He zooms around
In his BMW
And let's one rip in clears.

 

[chew the fat]

[] Hurry Up Harry Come On []

Harry and Meghan were true lovers

And they were better than all the others

They were cooler than Harry's mother

And smarter than his stupid brother


The King said 'you are just a spare'

And you will never ever be an heir

You have made the wrong move

Of which your [late]Grandma didn't approve


So don't shame your family

And cause a big calamity

Just for a Netflix cheque

Aww what the heck

You have bought about scorn

And your family is now so forlorn

Drop it mate

Before it's too late ...

 

[Omnipotent]

Will people be talking about them 2 weeks from now?
If they do, it'll be like runny shit from a cow,
Like black fungus covering a crippled sow,
Like mangled barbed wire wrapped around fowl

God please I emplore thee, save our sanity!!!

 

[chew the fat]

You're so fine
Would you give me a sign
You look so good
Just like you should
Can I drop you a line ...

 

[chew the fat]

Friday the 13th can be scary ...

On that day, I am very wary ...

I'm scared to walk ...

I'm scared to talk ...

I think the day can be very ordinary ...

 

[chew the fat]

[] The Down Stairs Brain []

pick you up Saturday night for a date...

now we are going steady don't be late...

as we discussed over the phone...

it would be dangerous for us to be alone...

because my sweet Bella you are a bit frisky...

and this type of behaviour can be risky...

but when all this is said and done...

my love...we still need to have fun...

so Bella, what are we to going to do...

because now I'm feeling blue over you...

I know, let's be bad and stay up until the start of the day ...

and before we go in... we can have a roll in the hay...

... the end ...

 

[chew the fat]

i'll try
before I die
to be cool
and not a tool
so this is not goodbye ...

 

[chew the fat]

the sun is there
do you even care
so go outside
sit on your backside
in a comfortable chair ...

 

[Kirk]

 

[chew the fat]

All our chooks have bird flu ...
And we don't know what to do ...
They cannot lay ...
Which is foul play ...
And we think they might be cuckoo ...

 

[Kirk]

Welcome to the so called Community

there was a time I was sad and alone
I had no place on the internet to call home
then one day I met a dumpster fire
he promised me what I most desire
somewhere I can shit post with impunity
a magical place called the community
now I act like a retard every damn day
post stupid gifs and call people gay

 

[Dove]

You're so fine
Would you give me a sign
You look so good
Just like you should
Can I drop you a line ...

Isnt that...R Kelly or Usher?

 

[chew the fat]

Isnt that...R Kelly or Usher?

No idea ..

 

[chew the fat]

Vladimir Putin is a Russian oligarch ...
Whose bite is worse than his bark ...
He wants to take other countries land ...
And he's going to take a military stand ...
But he doesn't know he's way off the mark ...

 

[chew the fat]

Tesla EV's are the best cars on the road ...

And they even have a self-driving mode ...

They can take you anywhere ...

As long as you are up for a dare ...

And hope they don't self implode ...

 

[Garraty_47]

This was written around the time of the very first Gulf war...

The Alarm

Blood flows
Into the thirsty sands
Rockets bruise the sky
Do we make war for freedom
Or gasoline? Ha
They won't tell us
In a few years
Someone will write a book
Maybe then we'll know
But does it
Does it really matter
Why we kill each other?
The dead are still dead
Ashes and dust and
Dust and ashes
I'm just so sick
Of it all
And when the Storm
Has ceased to rain
And all the clouds come home
What will they leave
Behind in that desert?
Flowers and sunshine
Gratitude and smiles?
Will it really be better
More peaceful
More sane?
Or will the players change
In the same old game
On a scorched and cratered field
How long until
Clouds gather again?
Over there
Over here
It makes no difference
Lightning is lightning
Wherever it strikes
Whenever it strikes
Whoever it strikes
It's a lesson we haven't learned
A lesson we should have learned
A lesson we surely must learn
And governments are people
Though at times they're hard to see
So we all become students
And teachers at once
With too many classes in hate
If people can't live
With each other
For each other
It's no surprise
That nations don't
Wake up
Homo sapiens
This is your alarm
It's as loud
As I can make it
And I choke
On disgust
While with pillows o'er heads
You turn away
Clutching dreams
That give me nightmares.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Once admin visited the gloryhole he would always return
because he is a noodle neck faggot who loves the taste of sperm
Thick and creamy it is always a treat
To have a man spray in his mouth makes his day complete
He takes it in the ass and really likes it a lot
but nothing will top how much he enjoys sucking on the cock

 

[chew the fat]

Elon Musk is a filthy rich billionaire
With the shareholder's money, he just didn't care
He decided to buy up Twitter
Which made the tweeters very bitter
And now he says his purchase isn't fair ...

 

[chew the fat]

Elon Musk has spent all his money
Which isn't all that funny
It's all gone down the drain
Which has made his life a pain
And his reputation has been flushed down the dunny ...

 

[chew the fat]

Déjà vu ...
Was this you ...
No, I have never been here before ...
Not even as a very very old dinosaur ...
And of that, I don't know any more ...

 

[Garraty_47]

Multiverse

Fleeting impressions burn brightest
Fueled by the novelty
Of a different possibility
A universe aborning.

Glimpses sparkle in the corner of the eye
Because they are half illusory
Only partly founded in reality
A universe unfolding.

Deja-vu is the homecoming
Returning unexpectedly
Where you'd not been previously
A universe remembered.

Obsession is the constrictor of life
The loss of malleability
Oh what a tragedy
A universe collapsing.

 

[Admin.]

No matter
How much
You wiggle
And Dance
The last
Few drops
go down
your pants...

 

[chew the fat]

The boys are back in town
And the girls are still around
But those chicks always look so pretty
And they have some nice quality titty
That has all the boys completely spellbound ...

 

[chew the fat]

Bigfoot is definitely still out there
One day he gave me a horrible big scare
He came at me like a part human beast
And my heart beat then rapidly increased
FFS all I could then was stand there and stare ... [ and wet myself ]