Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!

Seamajor · Feb 15, 2026

The Cuntess said:
Is she still with Alphonso?

Is he the 300 pounder that you bang?

Dove · Feb 15, 2026

The Cuntess said:
Is she still with Alphonso?

They "uncoupled" lmao.

So its a slow break up.

Reggie_Essent · Feb 15, 2026

Dove said:
They "uncoupled" lmao.

So its a slow break up.

I flashed back to the Hoor Wars reading this thread. :LOL3:

The Prowler · Feb 15, 2026

Murdy said:
happily married?

My fat 100% USDA choice beefy, Irish potato famin harvested DNA A$$

Says HELL NAH

Runner, logout bitch lol

Knowing that Murdock is getting dumped by yet another piss poor excuse for a man....

It sheds more light onto her state of mind when she makes threads like this one.

She is struggling.

Dove · Feb 16, 2026

The Prowler said:
Knowing that Murdock is getting dumped by yet another piss poor excuse for a man....

It sheds more light onto her state of mind when she makes threads like this one.

She is struggling.

Hey you know those relationships that progress into sharing a life and human experience with a specail person with whom you share exclusive sexual intimacy?

Let's do the opposite!

Lmao. I remember her out here planning some big elaborate Catholic wedding. Which she cant have anyway as shes divorced. Now shes just uncoupled...bahaha.

The next milestone will be opening the relationship and she will coming out as poly and talking to us as if shes healthier and more enlightened lol.

Dove · Feb 16, 2026

Reggie_Essent said:
I flashed back to the Hoor Wars reading this thread.

Hahaha right?

The topics of love and sex and commitment are very tender for some. The Hoor Wars were so sad. Betrayed spouses fighting with side pieces and I couldnt help but think about how much trouble penis causes.

Because while these women were online fighting and stalking and that circus that devoured 9 forums....where were these married men?!

Probably at the strip club giving me their money lmao.

Two very different sides, with different issues with men....but the same advice applied and I gave it several times. "He is a piece of shit, just dump him" and "who cares what he feels? He is a piece of shit. Just dump him"... but no one wanted to take that sage advice.

Id love to know where those women are today. They hopefully threw out those trash ass men and found decent, loving, attentive, empathetic men who actually loves and appreciate them and are doing wonderful. Especially Muffin. I imagine she's running a business, and making her daughter in laws life absolute hell....I hope she dumped unzippy Richie and is finally happy.

Reggie_Essent · Feb 16, 2026

Dove said:
Hahaha right?

The topics of love and sex and commitment are very tender for some. The Hoor Wars were so sad. Betrayed spouses fighting with side pieces and I couldnt help but think about how much trouble penis causes.

Because while these women were online fighting and stalking and that circus that devoured 9 forums....where were these married men?!

Probably at the strip club giving me their money lmao.

I often wondered about the husbands in all those fights. Not that I read all 565,000 poasts. LOL

Dove said:
Two very different sides, with different issues with men....but the same advice applied and I gave it several times. "He is a piece of shit, just dump him" but no one wanted to take that sage advice.

Id love to know where those women are today. They hopefully threw out those trash ass men and found decent, loving, attentive, empathetic men who actually loves and appreciate them and are doing wonderful. Especially Muffin. I imagine she's running a business, and making her daughter in laws life absolute hell....I hope she dumped unzippy Richie and is finally happy.

I thought Muffin was cool. We got along OK. Her husband sounded like a jagoff though, but we never got to hear from the husbands when the Hoor Wars raged.

Dove · Feb 16, 2026

Reggie_Essent said:
I often wondered about the husbands in all those fights. Not that I read all 565,000 poasts. LOL

I thought Muffin was cool. We got along OK. Her husband sounded like a jagoff though, but we never got to hear from the husbands when the Hoor Wars raged.

She found a bunch of emails between her husband and some other woman she described as "smarmy"....so probably sexually explicit.

She passionately argued thats as far as it went. That he never banged that other woman. Personally I dont believe he wasnt fucking that other woman. If he was sending emails like that, a lot more was going on. No doubt. Probably for a while too.

If it were me? "Smarmy" emails would be enough and id be done. The trust is shattered. I would never believe shit he had to say again.

That was the real, main issue for all of those women. Whether being the betrayed spouse or the other women, they were all trying to hold on to men who didnt love anyone but themselves. There was A LOT of mental gymnastics and blame flying around.

It was sad. It really was sadder seeing the other women sit around on their message board feeding eachothers delusions, making excuses for these men and trying hard to make it some love story. Accepting crumbs.

They were all angry and just directing it at eachother instead of where it belonged....with the selfish, manipulative scrotea who were playing them.

I swear women will tell themselves anything to hang on to a shit heap man. Me? I couldnt keep a cheater even if a wanted to. The very minute I start seeing lies and lollygagging....its like a switch in my head flips and he become repulsive to me. Utterly repulsive. I will never believe a word out of his mouth again and once that and the respect goes, he isnt even a man to me anymore.

Its amazing how when this has been tested with me in the past, the cheater is shocked and appalled and so so sorry....as soon as it sinks in that im done and nothing is going to change it. Shocked. Crying and begging. Bargaining.

Like WHAT did you expect, sir?

But seeing things like the Hoorwars...I can see how shitty men believe they can get away with being trash. A cheater can learn his lesson all day but he isnt getting any chances with me. He can take it into his next relationship and do better.

Murdy · 2026-02-22T18:45:36-0700

The Prowler said:
Murdock is reading ALOUD again.

SSS is FaceTiming…

Murdy · 2026-02-22T18:49:32-0700

The Cuntess said:
Whoa, HOLD UP

First baby daddy in prison? You mean she has another baby daddy and he’s in prison, yet she constantly attacked me for my hub doing time ten years ago?

I’m owed an apology

You’re owed NADA

I’m not a hater on multiple baby dadas

but seriously?

GI bill officianado???

Make it make sense….

Murdy · 2026-02-22T18:54:33-0700

Dove said:
Not the "primary focus" huh? So he is there....he just matters less than your oats and your chair. Okay

Uncoupling huh? Isn't that just going from being a couple to NOT being couple?

And this is a financial thing? Murd i really dont know how you do it. Id personally rather kill myself or die alone than have finacail anything be a factor in whether or not I have a relationship or how "coupled" or "uncoupled" (lmao GTFO) I am.

So......God help me for what im about to say......but when you fuck, is it actually UNfucking where you just kinda dont?

Was this his idea? It was wasn't it? You can tell me! Lmao!

Why… just ask yourself this.::

Murdy · 2026-02-22T19:12:30-0700

Yes… an uncoupling…

I let live with him and then I don’t… and my finances

Dove said:
She found a bunch of emails between her husband and some other woman she described as "smarmy"....so probably sexually explicit.

She passionately argued thats as far as it went. That he never banged that other woman. Personally I dont believe he wasnt fucking that other woman. If he was sending emails like that, a lot more was going on. No doubt. Probably for a while too.

If it were me? "Smarmy" emails would be enough and id be done. The trust is shattered. I would never believe shit he had to say again.

That was the real, main issue for all of those women. Whether being the betrayed spouse or the other women, they were all trying to hold on to men who didnt love anyone but themselves. There was A LOT of mental gymnastics and blame flying around.

It was sad. It really was sadder seeing the other women sit around on their message board feeding eachothers delusions, making excuses for these men and trying hard to make it some love story. Accepting crumbs.

They were all angry and just directing it at eachother instead of where it belonged....with the selfish, manipulative scrotea who were playing them.

I swear women will tell themselves anything to hang on to a shit heap man. Me? I couldnt keep a cheater even if a wanted to. The very minute I start seeing lies and lollygagging....its like a switch in my head flips and he become repulsive to me. Utterly repulsive. I will never believe a word out of his mouth again and once that and the respect goes, he isnt even a man to me anymore.

Its amazing how when this has been tested with me in the past, the cheater is shocked and appalled and so so sorry....as soon as it sinks in that im done and nothing is going to change it. Shocked. Crying and begging. Bargaining.

Like WHAT did you expect, sir?

But seeing things like the Hoorwars...I can see how shitty men believe they can get away with being trash. A cheater can learn his lesson all day but he isnt getting any chances with me. He can take it into his next relationship and do better.

I would consider myself and epic failure if my man parked himself in the driveway contemplating suicide rather than coming inside to a chaos of my demise….

Murdy · 2026-02-22T19:30:54-0700

Dove said:
They "uncoupled" lmao.

So its a slow break up.

I can’t wait to order the tox report xoxox

Murdy · 2026-02-22T20:10:30-0700

Why would anyone who has been on their own aka alone for 6+ years post divorce (26+ years with the same man) want to be in a situation where they live with anyone and sink into the mundane day to day abyss…

Why would I want to do anything to jeopardize this wonderful connection?

Seriously?

Why would I want to come home after a being a top earner for my firm and wait… WAIT…wait… for a man?!?? to come to bed after dealing with his family and kids? *sigh*

Uncoupling is a term most people who can’t afford or fathom healthy co-existence have a MAJOR issue with according to this thread.

I’m here to say… it’s actually wonderful.
Why can’t I just live my life with the best parts of US? Why can’t we just be who we are?

Except I’m not asking… I’m telling.

The Prowler · 2026-02-23T00:59:23-0700

The fat dude cannot stand being around Murdock every single day.

What a shocker!!!

Dove · 2026-02-23T01:49:44-0700

Murdy said:
Yes… an uncoupling…

I let live with him and then I don’t… and my finances

I would consider myself and epic failure if my man parked himself in the driveway contemplating suicide rather than coming inside to a chaos of my demise….

I think you should try reading this post out loud word for word as you posted it.

Might help you realize why everyone thinks you are a slobbering semi literate drunk.

Dove · 2026-02-23T01:53:05-0700

Murdy said:
Why would anyone who has been on their own aka alone for 6+ years post divorce (26+ years with the same man) want to be in a situation where they live with anyone and sink into the mundane day to day abyss…

Why would I want to do anything to jeopardize this wonderful connection?

Seriously?

Why would I want to come home after a being a top earner for my firm and wait… WAIT…wait… for a man?!?? to come to bed after dealing with his family and kids? *sigh*

Uncoupling is a term most people who can’t afford or fathom healthy co-existence have a MAJOR issue with according to this thread.

I’m here to say… it’s actually wonderful.
Why can’t I just live my life with the best parts of US? Why can’t we just be who we are?

Except I’m not asking… I’m telling.

Okay so you were planning some elaborate catholic wedding. Then the relationship got more serious and he started sitting in the driveway contimplating suicide as opposed to coming inside to another demonstration of Murd pickling her brain with vodka and ranting about people on the internet.

So the two of you decided to "uncouple" and not live together at all.

And you are telling people its because you just make too much money to have a mutually loving, intimate relationship with a man.

Okay. Okay Murd whatever works lol.

Fredricka · 2026-02-23T03:05:00-0700

Murdy said:
SSS is FaceTiming…

This could be why no one wants to marry you

The Cuntess · 2026-02-23T08:38:57-0700

Murdy said:
Why would anyone who has been on their own aka alone for 6+ years post divorce (26+ years with the same man) want to be in a situation where they live with anyone and sink into the mundane day to day abyss…

Why would I want to do anything to jeopardize this wonderful connection?

Seriously?

Why would I want to come home after a being a top earner for my firm and wait… WAIT…wait… for a man?!?? to come to bed after dealing with his family and kids? *sigh*

Uncoupling is a term most people who can’t afford or fathom healthy co-existence have a MAJOR issue with according to this thread.

I’m here to say… it’s actually wonderful.
Why can’t I just live my life with the best parts of US? Why can’t we just be who we are?

Except I’m not asking… I’m telling.

I always wondered why you’d get with someone with kids. Baby mama drama is for the birds

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