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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.
But they have noses tho, right?
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.
But they have noses tho, right?
shh, you need to settle down and get ready for bed el nino'
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
:Sad: and very very very very gay.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
But despite all that we never did locate a rubber nose that happened to match the color of the rest of your face now did we? Monster?
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
But despite all that we never did locate a rubber nose that happened to match the color of the rest of your face now did we? Monster?
Pace yourself on the White Claws, you savage.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
But despite all that we never did locate a rubber nose that happened to match the color of the rest of your face now did we? Monster?
Pace yourself on the White Claws, you savage.
Pace yourself on the Black man semen, you homo.
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
But despite all that we never did locate a rubber nose that happened to match the color of the rest of your face now did we? Monster?
Pace yourself on the White Claws, you savage.
Pace yourself on the Black man semen, you homo.
What is it about the black men semen, that you prefer over caucasian semen? Please be as salient as possible.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.
Whoa, that's like some deja voo shit right there!


It reminds me of a lengthy argument Stubby once had about ten years ago at another forum, about his IP address changing when he traveled from his own apartment to someone else's and how his IP address could be expected to change as a result. Naturally, he being the tech genius that he is, that part of his claim that was about the IP address was correct. But the conclusion he wanted everyone to draw from it was not actually proven. Even his stalwart fans such as Atticus ROFL'd at his ire over having this pointed out.
But despite all that we never did locate a rubber nose that happened to match the color of the rest of your face now did we? Monster?
Pace yourself on the White Claws, you savage.
Pace yourself on the Black man semen, you homo.
What is it about the black men semen, that you prefer over caucasian semen? Please be as salient as possible.
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.
Obviously that noseless dummy thinks that when someone comes down with flu like symptoms they'll just causally walk into the hospital and ask for a bed in the ICU based on their own self diagnosis of the issue

smug idiots who have no justification whatsoever for their pompous attitudes. It would be one thing if they were actually smart and successful but each of these cretinous invertebrates are the lowest the gene pool has to offer in terms of intelligence and talent of any kind.
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.
Obviously that noseless dummy thinks that when someone comes down with flu like symptoms they'll just causally walk into the hospital and ask for a bed in the ICU based on their own self diagnosis of the issue

smug idiots who have no justification whatsoever for their pompous attitudes. It would be one thing if they were actually smart and successful but each of these cretinous invertebrates are the lowest the gene pool has to offer in terms of intelligence and talent of any kind.

Its amusing to see this turn into a power struggle argument lol.

The things smuggy smugness makes people do.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.
Obviously that noseless dummy thinks that when someone comes down with flu like symptoms they'll just causally walk into the hospital and ask for a bed in the ICU based on their own self diagnosis of the issue

smug idiots who have no justification whatsoever for their pompous attitudes. It would be one thing if they were actually smart and successful but each of these cretinous invertebrates are the lowest the gene pool has to offer in terms of intelligence and talent of any kind.

Its amusing to see this turn into a power struggle argument lol.
Power struggle?

WIth these imbeciles? They're struggling to maintain a coherent thought without a set of jumper cables fastened to their earlobes let alone sustain an argument.

They lost before they even got started
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.
Obviously that noseless dummy thinks that when someone comes down with flu like symptoms they'll just causally walk into the hospital and ask for a bed in the ICU based on their own self diagnosis of the issue

smug idiots who have no justification whatsoever for their pompous attitudes. It would be one thing if they were actually smart and successful but each of these cretinous invertebrates are the lowest the gene pool has to offer in terms of intelligence and talent of any kind.

Its amusing to see this turn into a power struggle argument lol.
Power struggle?

WIth these imbeciles? They're struggling to maintain a coherent thought without a set of jumper cables fastened to their earlobes let alone sustain an argument.

They lost before they even got started

I mean they are struggling for power here.

Not with us....with reality. I should have been more clear lulz.
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.

Oh pleez, I don't need you explaining this shit to me. Stubby's statement was simply not true, and you can spray all the rose water on it that you think it deserves.

Parse his sentence again:

"EVERY single patient in a hospital...first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go."

Regardless of its being a trophy thread for Admin., it's lost all its credibility at this point.
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.

Oh pleez, I don't need you explaining this shit to me. Stubby's statement was simply not true, and you can spray all the rose water on it that you think it deserves.

Parse his sentence again:

"EVERY single patient in a hospital...first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go."

Regardless of its being a trophy thread for Admin., it's lost all its credibility at this point.

Settle down.

He was right.... just not more right. Or even the most right.

Lol.

I've been in the hospital all day because my moms testing. It's been hours.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.

Oh pleez, I don't need you explaining this shit to me. Stubby's statement was simply not true, and you can spray all the rose water on it that you think it deserves.

Parse his sentence again:

"EVERY single patient in a hospital...first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go."

Regardless of its being a trophy thread for Admin., it's lost all its credibility at this point.
But did your rubber nose pass through any quality assurance checks before the docs slapped it on your face is all I want to know
 

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A local doc I know said he had 3 confirmed cases come in today and another 5 probable. Guess Illinois is like Florida.
 

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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.

Oh pleez, I don't need you explaining this shit to me. Stubby's statement was simply not true, and you can spray all the rose water on it that you think it deserves.

Parse his sentence again:

"EVERY single patient in a hospital...first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go."

Regardless of its being a trophy thread for Admin., it's lost all its credibility at this point.
But did your rubber nose pass through any quality assurance checks before the docs slapped it on your face is all I want to know
I bet you miss having a sex object you could see eye to eye with.
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.

Oh pleez, I don't need you explaining this shit to me. Stubby's statement was simply not true, and you can spray all the rose water on it that you think it deserves.

Parse his sentence again:

"EVERY single patient in a hospital...first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go."

Regardless of its being a trophy thread for Admin., it's lost all its credibility at this point.

Settle down.

He was right.... just not more right. Or even the most right.

Lol.

I've been in the hospital all day because my moms testing. It's been hours.
You see, Monster is gonna get hung up on trivial shit, semantics, and lose completely the real crux of the argument. I know this about that pompous douche and the diarrhea cartel he consorts with, so I throw little gems inside replies like just to get him to sit on a live grenade with a smile on his face.

And he failed me not.

Of course patients can enter a hospital for an existing condition when advised to do so by a physician. Happens all the time with everything from major surgery to simple tests that need to be performed.

But how many persons who suddenly feel feverish, drained and suffer from a terrible cough will show up at the front desk and be taken directly to the ICU? I mean, we are still talking about COVID in the overall context of this discussion no?
 
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imagine being so irretrievably stupid & morbidly dense that you dont understand that EVERY single patient in a hospital, no matter the root cause, first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go.


Without prejudice to the earlier question, i.e., "is the ER a triage unit?" .... this statement ^ ^ ^ in which the emphasis is yours, is simply FALSE. To your credit, I don't think you are trolling here, but rather, simply ignorant AF.

People enter the hospital in many instances through the front door, check in, and proceed directly to their beds.

Only for OR. If you have a surgery scheduled than yes.....you would go directly to check in. And a lot of those scheduled surgeries are out patient.....so they are not laid up in the hospital.

The vast majority of people admitted to the hospital went through the ER.

And this is leaving out Maternity. That's a whole other thing. It has it's own triage, it's own rules.

Oh pleez, I don't need you explaining this shit to me. Stubby's statement was simply not true, and you can spray all the rose water on it that you think it deserves.

Parse his sentence again:

"EVERY single patient in a hospital...first passed through the ER on their way to whatever area the ER designated they should go."

Regardless of its being a trophy thread for Admin., it's lost all its credibility at this point.
But did your rubber nose pass through any quality assurance checks before the docs slapped it on your face is all I want to know
I bet you miss having a sex object you could see eye to eye with.
YOu don't, apparently
 

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I meant to say this earlier, and forgot.

Biggie, now that you've moved down South, you need to ditch that Yankee New Yorker accent lol :Happy5:
 

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I meant to say this earlier, and forgot.

Biggie, now that you've moved down South, you need to ditch that Yankee New Yorker accent lol :Happy5:

NO. No no nope. I LOVE Bigs voice and accent.

True story.....I was the first one from forum land to hear it. :D