The Who's Boobs Poll

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[Blazor]

Wait, you cant see her nipples? Them droopy titty nipples are pokin' out at the bottom of her swag.

 

[Oerdin]

At least SwallowGay stopped talking about his "boy pussy".

 

[Murdy]

Good comeback for a retard!

If your femininity means anything to you then you will slap me silly rather than talk to the hand me a boring manifesto of lazy aspersions and emojis.

What is this? Lifestyles of the socially inept?

 

[Admin.]

At least SwallowGay stopped talking about his "boy pussy".

Has Andy shown you his boi pussy?

 

[Dove]

I’m a nudist.

Ew.

 

[Admin.]

Ew.

Are Bigly's boobs really bigger than yours?

 

[Dove]

Are Bigly's boobs really bigger than yours?

Why?

Trying to decide which one of us you wanna roofie and titty fuck first?

 

[Dove]

Has Andy shown you his boi pussy?

Who the fuck is Andy?

 

[Murdy]

Are Bigly's boobs really bigger than yours?

the clit to cock ratio is alarming

 

[Admin.]

the clit to cock ratio is alarming

So he has at least the Short Man Syndrome and tiny cock on top of that, and that's just 2 out of his many character flaws.

 

[Dove]

the clit to cock ratio is alarming

Its a shame you never saw it hard, isn't it?

All that work for nothing LOL.

 

[Admin.]

Its a shame you never saw it hard, isn't it?

All that work for nothing LOL.

How big does your clit get?

 

[Dove]

So he has at least the Short Man Syndrome and tiny cock on top of that, and that's just 2 out of his many character flaws.

You must have missed her many threads about how much fun she had and how close and tight they were.

Kinda funny how she now claims otherwise isn't it? After all those years of bragging about it.

 

[Dove]

How big does your clit get?

Well that entirely depends on who is playing with it.

In my most excited state I'm gonna guess it's just a smidge smaller than the average pearl. That's when the hood is pulled back.

How about yours?

 

[Frood]

So you admit to being a redundant fuck?

What am I crying about? Oh, it must be the fact that I'm making a mockery out of you and your generic thread that reeks of Freud's semen smelling gloryhole also known as his anus.

^^^ Somebody has a Freud Fixation....

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Ew.

Murdy is a nudist in America where the nude beaches are more isolated and away from the mainstream. If she were a nudist in Europe, I think that's what they call "whale watching".

No offense to whales.

 

[Murdy]

Murdy is a nudist in America where the nude beaches are more isolated and away from the mainstream. If she were a nudist in Europe, I think that's what they call "whale watching".

No offense to whales.

This must be what if feels like to find out you have crabs….

I wouldn’t be caught dead on a stinky euro trash beach where this is acceptable.

I tan at home in the privacy of my yard, but have no problem wearing a bikini on the California beaches made famous by The Beach Boys, tardtastic spazzoid. Think “Blow” before Johnny and Tuna expanded their street pharmacy with cocaine.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ew.

As close to the sea as possible. Thankfully

 

[Dove]

This must be what if feels like to find out you have crabs….

I wouldn’t be caught dead on a stinky euro trash beach where this is acceptable.

I tan at home in the privacy of my yard, but have no problem wearing a bikini on the California beaches made famous by The Beach Boys, tardtastic spazzoid. Think “Blow” before Johnny and Tuna expanded their street pharmacy with cocaine.

Than you are not a nudist.

Good fucking grief do you know what anything is?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Than you are not a nudist.

Good fucking grief do you know what anything is?

Let's be honest here with ourselves for a minute

Moby is NEVER nude.

Because even when there are no clothes on that fupa and those chins cover anything that could otherwise be considered private.

her scalp is fucking nude tho.

lmao!

 

[Admin.]

Let's be honest here with ourselves for a minute

Moby is NEVER nude.

Because even when there are no clothes on that fupa and those chins cover anything that could otherwise be considered private.

her scalp is fucking nude tho.

lmao!

You sound extra fat and stupid today, new fad diet?

 

[Dove]

Let's be honest here with ourselves for a minute

Moby is NEVER nude.

Because even when there are no clothes on that fupa and those chins cover anything that could otherwise be considered private.

her scalp is fucking nude tho.

lmao!

My guy here used to have some thick hair. Dishwater blonde with these clear blue eyes that sometimes turn grey.

Back in our 20s he used to slick it back and have hair gel in it. So running my fingers in it was crunchy.

Now that he is 44, about to be 45 next month....he has this perfect round bald spot on the top....he hates it but isn't insecure about it. He wears hats because he is paranoid of skin cancer. It's adorable.

On HIM.

Murd is gonna get skin disease running around balding like that with her pastey ass skin that burns easy.

I love my skin and hair. I have olive toned soft skin that never burns from the sun. If I'm out in the sun I just end up with a bronze glow. I have silky thick dark hair that goes all the way to my ass and is nice and thick. Since I'm a Leo....I call it my mane. And this man here cannot get enough of either.

But I'm just super duper jealous of the land whale here. I wish I could trade my big 6 foot 7 sexy bear of a man for fat Alphonso with the gross face pubes and trade my glowy sexy skin and hair for pastey pink rashes and receding hairlines.

I want the room to stank after my weekly obligation rut dammit!! Who can I call to fix this injustice?!

I'm a nudist too yanno. I get naked to shower and sleep.

 

[Dove]

You sound extra fat and stupid today, new fad diet?

You think you hear him?

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Blue Footed Booby. Cutely done.

 

[Flynn]

They also cut out the part where Hillary Clinton jumps into the limo and stabs Jack in the eye with an illegal email server!

There's no way Hilary Clinton could have committed that crime. In 1963 Clinton was already 50-years-old and Biden had just turned 100.

 

[Admin.]

You think you hear him?

Stop thinking everything is either black or white.

 

[Flynn]

Stop thinking everything is either black or white.

She can't help it, she's a fucking tool.

 

[Dove]

Stop thinking everything is either black or white.

How about that "salient point" made by Blurt about how everything must be read literally?