Let's be honest here with ourselves for a minute
Moby is NEVER nude.
Because even when there are no clothes on that fupa and those chins cover anything that could otherwise be considered private.
her scalp is fucking nude tho.
lmao!
My guy here used to have some thick hair. Dishwater blonde with these clear blue eyes that sometimes turn grey.
Back in our 20s he used to slick it back and have hair gel in it. So running my fingers in it was crunchy.
Now that he is 44, about to be 45 next month....he has this perfect round bald spot on the top....he hates it but isn't insecure about it. He wears hats because he is paranoid of skin cancer. It's adorable.
On HIM.
Murd is gonna get skin disease running around balding like that with her pastey ass skin that burns easy.
I love my skin and hair. I have olive toned soft skin that never burns from the sun. If I'm out in the sun I just end up with a bronze glow. I have silky thick dark hair that goes all the way to my ass and is nice and thick. Since I'm a Leo....I call it my mane. And this man here cannot get enough of either.
But I'm just super duper jealous of the land whale here. I wish I could trade my big 6 foot 7 sexy bear of a man for fat Alphonso with the gross face pubes and trade my glowy sexy skin and hair for pastey pink rashes and receding hairlines.
I want the room to stank after my weekly obligation rut dammit!! Who can I call to fix this injustice?!
I'm a nudist too yanno. I get naked to shower and sleep.