Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!

[The Prowler]

Piling on Murdock is like......


A Bouncy Castle!!!!



Weeeeeee!!!!!!

 

[The Cuntess]

Why did I have a feeling yuo would show up as soon as Dovid shot up and evacuated her bowels involuntarily here hoping something would “STUCK” SMH

So now that we are reconnecting like OG home girlies… high AF on Aquanet and melting your black eyeliner with a lighter you jacked @ the last house party for your Vato…

How is life as the prison reformed televangelist’s wife holding out? Does he have a podcast yet? Or just some folding chairs in a dilapidated room on the Jew turned black turned chink side of town?

Did you bank on his potential with your non-existent ICE bonus?

Divorce will set you FREEEEE from the financial burden of a mediocre man. Just sayin.

Do you, GURRRL-rillah!

We are doing absolutely wonderful, thank you. Enjoying our grandbabies and living comfortably. Why would we divorce, he fought to save his marriage?


Ya know, I’ve always thought you’d probably be a cool person to hang out with, flame forums aside. It’s too bad you’re too full of woman-hate.

 

[Frood]

Murdy can't love other women if she has always hated herself.

Murdy probably wishes that testosterone was offered to her when she was 3....

 

[X]

Meow!! Froot and Murdy CAT FITE!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Ya know, I’ve always thought you’d probably be a cool person to hang out with, flame forums aside. It’s too bad you’re too full of woman-hate.

What you are saying is "I thought you might be cool, but you are not cool."

She has a horrible personality. She is completely uninteresting. She has nothing going for her.

 

[Dove]

What you are saying is "I thought you might be cool, but you are not cool."

She has a horrible personality. She is completely uninteresting. She has nothing going for her.

She even spews hate towards women that are not even here. Like your beautiful wife and my beautiful daughters.

Lmao like why? They aren't even here. Just knowing other women exist and are better than her makes her salty haha

 

[Frood]

She even spews hate towards women that are not even here. Like your beautiful wife and my beautiful daughters.

Lmao like why? They aren't even here. Just knowing other women exist and are better than her makes her salty haha

It's the advanced George Costanza-Julia Stiles forehead....

With every loss of hair follicles, she gets a brain stutter.

Very unfortunate stuff...

 

[Dove]

It's the advanced George Costanza-Julia Stiles forehead....

With every loss of hair follicles, she gets a brain stutter.

Very unfortunate stuff...

Not to brag and all but MY girls are absolutely stunning. I mean GORGEOUS.

And they are just wonderful human beings. Im insanely proud of them. As young adults, they've became my best buddies lol.

Im still mom - im just blessed to have such a great relationship with my daughters.

 

[Murdy]

Most of us, Murdy. Most of us are middle aged. A few are over 50.

Alcohol is terrible for you. It dehydrates your body, thusly aging your skin. It's toxic for your organs. It causes bloating and weight gain. And weed isnt much healthier.

A lot of drink water and take our collagen peptides, B- 12. I added iron and daily vit c to my regimen. Some of us work out everyday. I do my pilates every morning and do a 4 mile run a few times a week. Some play sports, like Prowler. Freud is outdoorsy.

You should consider sobriety. Get some positive hobbies. Read a thesaurus.

Maybe HRT would be better for you than speeding into early onset dementia on a vodka bottle?

You should really save this speech for the MS ward who pays your room and board…. Just sayin.

I am a 6 figure + commissions + managing an entrusted real estate portfolio force to be reckoned with.

You, on the other hand, are a socially inept sycophant who lacks self-respect as much as you lack healthy boundaries. Your track record proves you have zero moral compass and even less work ethic… and that’s why Martini got you fired… calling corporate to report your incessant texts and postings while on duty as the lowest orderly on call… posting photos online @ SG of elderly hospice patients’ asses in hospital tied gowns with involuntary scat… makes you a law breaking, unethically mental slack. I wish this would have resulted in a lawsuit against the hospital and charges brought against you. But… you’re a seasoned groomer who knows how to pick defenseless victims.

You slammed heroin, while unemployed, signing your tax write offs for dependents who had NOTHINg, including dinner or clean sheets, to any con who offered you a room in their house until they couldn’t endure the chaos of your inabilities to deal with the demands of actual motherhood.

You lived with a derelict born again reject roommate, while you got fucked in the ass and your middle child was home schooled to avoid the most seriously damning CPS interventions of them all while “home schooling” in warm and fuzzy banging matching PJ sets leaving her alone and legally abandoned for all intents and purposes.

The only man who could ever endure your level of psychotic… watched your kids while you left to fuck Martini in a bathroom stall turned keys to his grandfather’s house that had been on a tax hold for hospice and died 6 months prior. Except, you surprised him while DM his exwife and kids on FB. It’s so twistedly fucked up…. coinciding with the lowest point in your life… after I didn’t believe it could get any lower.. after you found Jesus and a black pastor to rehabilitate you and your child had to live in mission with a community of depraved, degenerate, manipulative, addict cons just like you. She will be your karma… mark my words.

Watching you online, knowing your inability to hold even a gifted job due to your brothel inbred borderline personality psychosis was traumatizing,

You’re a plague… and I’m certain that you’ll be found mummified with your toes grown together like duck webs and the ward in your care will result therefrom in a coroners death certificate indicating hantavirus pulmonary syndrome.

You’re a drain on the economy… and a disgrace to society, Go fuck yourself in the ass with a power line over this pervasive delusion that anyone in this community should give 1 ounce of brain cell iota to ponder your constant babbling diatribe laced with haphazard advice and perspectives on life.

 

[Fredricka]

Murdy has boozed every night this week, she said herself she only posts while shit faced you know. I'm watching

 

[Murdy]

Murdy has boozed every night this week, she said herself she only posts while shit faced you know. I'm watching

I can’t go that hard… just like your comebacks.

 

[Fredricka]

I can’t go that hard… just like your comebacks.

I had to tone down my "comebacks " people were crying too much, some people were loony binned and still are, its very sad

 

[Dove]

Murdy has boozed every night this week, she said herself she only posts while shit faced you know. I'm watching

3am my time, and shes here posting some angry diatribe that someone else clearly wrote FOR her lmao.

"Help! Doveys flaming me and I cant type coherent sentences!!"

 

[Fredricka]

3am my time, and shes here posting some angry diatribe that someone else clearly wrote FOR her lmao.

"Help! Doveys flaming me and I cant type coherent sentences!!"

But she's a 6 figure + commissions + managing an entrusted real estate portfolio force to be reckoned with, surely she doesn't need a lowly bartender to write her posts

 

[The Prowler]

I am a 6 figure + commissions + managing an entrusted real estate portfolio force to be reckoned with.

Whoever wrote that must have been laughing his ass off at that line!!!

 

[Dove]

You should really save this speech for the MS ward who pays your room and board…. Just sayin.

I am a 6 figure + commissions + managing an entrusted real estate portfolio force to be reckoned with.

You, on the other hand, are a socially inept sycophant who lacks self-respect as much as you lack healthy boundaries. Your track record proves you have zero moral compass and even less work ethic… and that’s why Martini got you fired… calling corporate to report your incessant texts and postings while on duty as the lowest orderly on call… posting photos online @ SG of elderly hospice patients’ asses in hospital tied gowns with involuntary scat… makes you a law breaking, unethically mental slack. I wish this would have resulted in a lawsuit against the hospital and charges brought against you. But… you’re a seasoned groomer who knows how to pick defenseless victims.

You slammed heroin, while unemployed, signing your tax write offs for dependents who had NOTHINg, including dinner or clean sheets, to any con who offered you a room in their house until they couldn’t endure the chaos of your inabilities to deal with the demands of actual motherhood.

You lived with a derelict born again reject roommate, while you got fucked in the ass and your middle child was home schooled to avoid the most seriously damning CPS interventions of them all while “home schooling” in warm and fuzzy banging matching PJ sets leaving her alone and legally abandoned for all intents and purposes.

The only man who could ever endure your level of psychotic… watched your kids while you left to fuck Martini in a bathroom stall turned keys to his grandfather’s house that had been on a tax hold for hospice and died 6 months prior. Except, you surprised him while DM his exwife and kids on FB. It’s so twistedly fucked up…. coinciding with the lowest point in your life… after I didn’t believe it could get any lower.. after you found Jesus and a black pastor to rehabilitate you and your child had to live in mission with a community of depraved, degenerate, manipulative, addict cons just like you. She will be your karma… mark my words.

Watching you online, knowing your inability to hold even a gifted job due to your brothel inbred borderline personality psychosis was traumatizing,

You’re a plague… and I’m certain that you’ll be found mummified with your toes grown together like duck webs and the ward in your care will result therefrom in a coroners death certificate indicating hantavirus pulmonary syndrome.

You’re a drain on the economy… and a disgrace to society, Go fuck yourself in the ass with a power line over this pervasive delusion that anyone in this community should give 1 ounce of brain cell iota to ponder your constant babbling diatribe laced with haphazard advice and perspectives on life.

Jesus fucking Christ hahaha. Not even ONE attempt at anything funny. Just a text wall of hurt feels lol.

This post is almost pleading with me to feel hurt and offended. I can almost TASTE the desperation. The anger. Bahahaha.

What a mess. Look at you, telling us your job as if that matters lol. You and Oak both do this. Its fucking unfortunate, because its SO insecure. Narcissistic people do this and its even exaggerated versions and you're always too dumb to realize you are trying to CONVINCE me of your worth and superiority.

Did ANYONE ask you? Are you trying to compete with me and think im going to be like "oh yeah?! Well I do this!" Honey i dont talk about my job. Not because I dont have one. But because i dont give a single rip shit what anyone thinks of me.

Unlike your pitiful washed up pasty ass, I have nothing to prove. But since you so oddly decided to share.....your job sounds boring as fuck. AND fake. It sounds like you at most took a state test about how to sell real estate and just made up the rest. That was embarrassing, Murd. Bahahaha. Oh LORT. 6 figures? Sure Murd. Im so sure! That's why you feel the need to tell us about it right? Hahaha!

I dont believe you make 6 figs. But even if you did this year, it isnt reliable, you pay A LOT of taxes, and ......you are still a garbage piece of shit who spent your nights as a married mother sending unsolicited nudes to the men here without even asking for consent first.

And you still drove across the country to get rutted by a man with a common law wife and 9 kids while you were still married. And you were SO messy, that one of the (many) men you were cyber fooling around with almost sent all the proof to your then husband. Which BTW.....was going to be BAD for you as your husband had no idea his marriage was over or even open.

I mean say what you will.....or say whatever someone else ghost writes for you, but i never cheated behind anyone's back while letting them believe our relationship was fine. I at least separate first.

What was your stunning advice to me? Oh yeah......stay married and CHEAT. Yanno. Like YOU did. Because that worked so well for you didnt it? Bahaha.

Didn't your ex get remarried like within a year after he filed for divorce? That has to sting, huh? I mean he straight up replaced you. No wonder you're so angry and stuck on money.

You big mad. Big mad over nothing. Over the fact that other women exist and have lives and dont vote the way you want them to vote.

So where does all this come from huh? This bitterness and anger you have when you are such a massive (and i stress...massive) piece of shit person yourself and you feel this embarrassing need to force yourself above OTHER women? Like you're always competing....isnt that exhausting? Especially when you cant, so you resort to all this hypocritical preaching?

"WAH she fucked a guy!!" Motherfucker.......YOUVE fucked several and showed the rest your bare ass mooseknuckle!! Bahaha.

You're such a sad sack of shit, Murd. Truly. I have ZERO interest in your sad need to prove yourself and even less interest in joining you in that. If YOU wanna pretend you are the female next Trump on your way to finacail freedom while im a "drain on society"......you go right ahead. We all know you still got stuck like a piggy in the back of a taxi cab by a dirty paki who STILL made you pay for the ride lmao.

 

[Dove]

But she's a 6 figure + commissions + managing an entrusted real estate portfolio force to be reckoned with, surely she doesn't need a lowly bartender to write her posts

RIGHT?! Hahaha!

Everyone give up NOW! She makes 6 figs and commissions and managing entrusted real estate portfolio FORCE to be RECKONED with

She wins the innerwebs!!! Let's all go home and cry lol.

 

[Murdy]

Here is my day…

Starts at 8:30 am. Brush teeth, wash face, moisturize.

1/2 cup Irish steal cut oats already cooking on preset timer.

Hydrate with raw honey and lemon on empty stomach.

Cook + eat 2 soft boiled eggs. Bowl oats for consumption at desk @ 10:30 am.

Shower, moisturize body plus face again… do my makeup at my fabulous MCM vanity with LED mirror lighting and a glamorous mushroom tufted cloud chair… in supreme Dijon cause omg…. But I sit down for a few minutes and ground before starting reflecting on positive intentions for the day while being mindful that I am allowed to take my time here.

Hydrated with mineral water.

Walk into my closet and decide which of the outfietz I have pre-selected on Saturday for the week I will wear. Accessorize with shoes, belt, jewelry and outerwear, Stand in front of my 6 foot mirror to decide if this is who I want to be today until satisfied.

Hydrate more. Walk 1 mile.

Sit down at desk, map out cases by deadlines. Eat oats. Hydrate. Make court calls. Find something to piss me off so I have a legal theory basis to dive into. Work for 9 hours. Take 3x 15 minute brakes to walk outside, sit in front of a tree and bask in the sun.

Check the local county board meetings that affect my properties. Consult with little 1st brother (6’2”) on what needs to be done for real estate to result in gains.

Order an obscenely expensive organic salad for lunch from a restaurant delivered by someone who had never benefited from health or dental insurance.

Shut computer w/3 screens down. Take heels off, and put walking sneakers and socks back on. Walk 1 mile, and take off clothes to change into comfy lounge wear before sitting on couch.

Check cell phone… texts kids.. call friends… chillax.

Hydrate.

Lift weights and yoga.

Hydrate. Eat a light dinner.

Call Oak for intellectually carefree convo.

Consume 4x per week 1x 12 oz bottle of soju. Raise hell online based on political climate.

Wash my face. Apply facial regiment. Brush teeth.

Scroll online or watch a movie.

As soon as the Invisalign with teeth whitening goes on… become sleepy.

Get in bed… command Alexa to shut black out curtains, start air conditioning at 60 degrees, play pituitary reset on surround sound. Meditate to relax every muscle in my body.

KTFO

 

[Dove]

Aaaahhhhh I see. The big el sexy, did a big el exit lol.

Yeeooww!!

No hobbies, no penis. Makes Murd cranky and bitter.

Maybe go easy on them oats. Or at least stop cooking them in gin.

 

[The Prowler]

Here is my day…

Starts at 8:30 am. Brush teeth, wash face, moisturize.

1/2 cup Irish steal cut oats already cooking on preset timer.

Hydrate with raw honey and lemon on empty stomach.

Cook + eat 2 soft boiled eggs. Bowl oats for consumption at desk @ 10:30 am.

Shower, moisturize body plus face again… do my makeup at my fabulous MCM vanity with LED mirror lighting and a glamorous mushroom tufted cloud chair… in supreme Dijon cause omg…. But I sit down for a few minutes and ground before starting reflecting on positive intentions for the day while being mindful that I am allowed to take my time here.

Hydrated with mineral water.

Walk into my closet and decide which of the outfietz I have pre-selected on Saturday for the week I will wear. Accessorize with shoes, belt, jewelry and outerwear, Stand in front of my 6 foot mirror to decide if this is who I want to be today until satisfied.

Hydrate more. Walk 1 mile.

Sit down at desk, map out cases by deadlines. Eat oats. Hydrate. Make court calls. Find something to piss me off so I have a legal theory basis to dive into. Work for 9 hours. Take 3x 15 minute brakes to walk outside, sit in front of a tree and bask in the sun.

Check the local county board meetings that affect my properties. Consult with little 1st brother (6’2”) on what needs to be done for real estate to result in gains.

Order an obscenely expensive organic salad for lunch from a restaurant delivered by someone who had never benefited from health or dental insurance.

Shut computer w/3 screens down. Take heels off, and put walking sneakers and socks back on. Walk 1 mile, and take off clothes to change into comfy lounge wear before sitting on couch.

Check cell phone… texts kids.. call friends… chillax.

Hydrate.

Lift weights and yoga.

Hydrate. Eat a light dinner.

Call Oak for intellectually carefree convo.

Consume 4x per week 1x 12 oz bottle of soju. Raise hell online based on political climate.

Wash my face. Apply facial regiment. Brush teeth.

Scroll online or watch a movie.

As soon as the Invisalign with teeth whitening goes on… become sleepy.

Get in bed… command Alexa to shut black out curtains, start air conditioning at 60 degrees, play pituitary reset on surround sound. Meditate to relax every muscle in my body.

KTFO

Where is "Down a 40 of vodka and rage/sulk post at Bastard Factory for 6 hours"?

 

[LotusBud]

Murdy had a clit on for me for years, then I told her off for being an obese moron and she cowers around me now.

LMAO. You have an interesting imagination. Well, not interesting. Quite mundane, actually. But it is an imagination.

 

[Dove]

Where is "Down a 40 of vodka and rage/sulk post at Bastard Factory for 6 hours"?

Thats what "hydrate" means.

 

[Dove]

LMAO. You have an interesting imagination. Well, not interesting. Quite mundane, actually. But it is an imagination.

Ooooo someone is jeeeellllyyyy!!! :D

 

[Murdy]

Aaaahhhhh I see. The big el sexy, did a big el exit lol.

Yeeooww!!

No hobbies, no penis. Makes Murd cranky and bitter.

Maybe go easy on them oats. Or at least stop cooking them in gin.

Bwa… don’t you wish he did, H8ter… just because he isn’t the primary focus of my day, doesn’t mean he isn’t present and I’m not getting the daily love bomb texts when we aren’t sleeping in my sleep number bed that I left at the primary residence. I return on the weekends for my French bulldog puppies and cuddles with my machismo sexy hunk of a man.

He is doing construction on our home and has teens …. I’m in my own place because I can’t handle the chaos of construction and drywall dust.

It works for us… it’s called uncoupling and it’s a new trend for people who want to maintain a healthy connection instead of sinking into the day to day. The time we designate is focused on us… and it’s honestly wonderful.

It’s nice to have the financial ability to do this.

 

[Murdy]

“Alexa… do your thing so my cells regenerate better than someone in their 20’s!”

 

[Dove]

Bwa… don’t you wish he did, H8ter… just because he isn’t the primary focus of my day, doesn’t mean he isn’t present and I’m not getting the daily love bomb texts when we aren’t sleeping in my sleep number bed that I left at the primary residences I return on the weekends for my French bulldog puppies and cuddles with my machismo sexy hunk of a man.

He is doing construction on our home and has teens …. I’m in my own place because I can’t handle the chaos of construction and drywall dust.

It works for us… it’s called uncoupling and it’s a new trend for people who want to maintain a healthy connection instead of sinking into the day to day. The time we designate is focused on us… and it’s honestly wonderful.

It’s nice to have the financial ability to do this.

Not the "primary focus" huh? So he is there....he just matters less than your oats and your chair. Okay

Uncoupling huh? Isn't that just going from being a couple to NOT being couple?

And this is a financial thing? Murd i really dont know how you do it. Id personally rather kill myself or die alone than have finacail anything be a factor in whether or not I have a relationship or how "coupled" or "uncoupled" (lmao GTFO) I am.

So......God help me for what im about to say......but when you fuck, is it actually UNfucking where you just kinda dont?

Was this his idea? It was wasn't it? You can tell me! Lmao!

 

[Fredricka]

Here is my day…

Starts at 8:30 am. Brush teeth, wash face, moisturize.

1/2 cup Irish steal cut oats already cooking on preset timer.

Hydrate with raw honey and lemon on empty stomach.

Cook + eat 2 soft boiled eggs. Bowl oats for consumption at desk @ 10:30 am.

Shower, moisturize body plus face again… do my makeup at my fabulous MCM vanity with LED mirror lighting and a glamorous mushroom tufted cloud chair… in supreme Dijon cause omg…. But I sit down for a few minutes and ground before starting reflecting on positive intentions for the day while being mindful that I am allowed to take my time here.

Hydrated with mineral water.

Walk into my closet and decide which of the outfietz I have pre-selected on Saturday for the week I will wear. Accessorize with shoes, belt, jewelry and outerwear, Stand in front of my 6 foot mirror to decide if this is who I want to be today until satisfied.

Hydrate more. Walk 1 mile.

Sit down at desk, map out cases by deadlines. Eat oats. Hydrate. Make court calls. Find something to piss me off so I have a legal theory basis to dive into. Work for 9 hours. Take 3x 15 minute brakes to walk outside, sit in front of a tree and bask in the sun.

Check the local county board meetings that affect my properties. Consult with little 1st brother (6’2”) on what needs to be done for real estate to result in gains.

Order an obscenely expensive organic salad for lunch from a restaurant delivered by someone who had never benefited from health or dental insurance.

Shut computer w/3 screens down. Take heels off, and put walking sneakers and socks back on. Walk 1 mile, and take off clothes to change into comfy lounge wear before sitting on couch.

Check cell phone… texts kids.. call friends… chillax.

Hydrate.

Lift weights and yoga.

Hydrate. Eat a light dinner.

Call Oak for intellectually carefree convo.

Consume 4x per week 1x 12 oz bottle of soju. Raise hell online based on political climate.

Wash my face. Apply facial regiment. Brush teeth.

Scroll online or watch a movie.

As soon as the Invisalign with teeth whitening goes on… become sleepy.

Get in bed… command Alexa to shut black out curtains, start air conditioning at 60 degrees, play pituitary reset on surround sound. Meditate to relax every muscle in my body.

KTFO

And you do all that hungover on 4 hours of sleep, this is quite impressive. But you didn't tell us when you shower and shit in this life story of yours. Start over now

 

[The Cuntess]

Is she still with Alphonso?

 

[Frood]

LMAO. You have an interesting imagination. Well, not interesting. Quite mundane, actually. But it is an imagination.

Ok, crayon eating Karen...

 

[Fredricka]

I see murdy has gone missing, she's probably having her stomach pumped again. Get well soon murdy