Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!

[Reggie_Essent]

Will do….

I’m going up sometime or another soon

I’ll pm you since the SB goes wild on the hate-us xoxo

No worries ... I'm almost ready to retire to the bedroom for an episode of some show or another and a chapter or two of a book to drift me off to sleepland. ;)

 

[Murdy]

No worries ... I'm almost ready to retire to the bedroom for an episode of some show or another and a chapter or two of a book to drift me off to sleepland. ;)

Might I suggest a warm fuzzy night of dead of winter on HBO

I might even share my code if you show me your tits via pm xoxo

 

[The Prowler]

a Caribbean cruise

When they see you two heading for the All-You-Can-Eat buffet they know they are losing money.

 

[Murdy]

When they see you two heading for the All-You-Can-Eat buffet they know they are losing money.

 

[Murdy]

I always wondered why you’d get with someone with kids. Baby mama drama is for the birds

Girrrllll


You get it. Once you’ve been with one man and I mean how could anyone cash in on the GI bill illegit?

 

[Fredricka]

Who dafuck would even cyber No One at this point in the venture??!?


Not me says Murdy lol

Ho ho, very witty murdy

 

[Fredricka]

I for one feel honoured that murdys slumming it with us riff raff when she's on 6 figures plus. She could be having afternoon tea with camilla or anything but she chooses to spend her time with us, what a girl

 

[Murdy]

I for one feel honoured that murdys slumming it with us riff raff when she's on 6 figures plus. She could be having afternoon tea with camilla or anything but she chooses to spend her time with us, what a girl

You should be…

Except… I’m Diana xoxox

 

[Murdy]

Ho ho, very witty murdy

Did you really just end a thread with this epileptic diarrhetix blast via typographic seizure enhanced by dovey plutocratic karmic dopamine pleasure that you abandoned all self respect?!??






You sick fuck

 

[Fredricka]

You should be…

Except… I’m Diana xoxox

Zombie Diana. Do you have her awful haircut too?

 

[Dove]

men love bitches

you have to leave them always wanting more or they will skull fuck the life out of you

I don’t make the rules… but I do know how to play the game

Sue me lol

Murd?

That diamond bracelet is because he isnt paying attention to you as a person. Men will always toss a diamond bracelet, or ear rings, or a necklace.....as a "shut up" gift. It's a very generic "safe" gift that she will go brag about and feel like some princess over.

And is he joining you on this cruise? Or is this yet another way he had convinced you that your life is better when he isnt involved in it?

You really dont get men like you think you do and this "uncoupling" thing and the mental gymnastics is quite sad.

Men do not "love bitches", btw. They WILL keep a bitch on a shelf, toss her a diamond bracelet, fuck her and go back to his peaceful "bitch free" life where he will continue shopping for the "one".


I see poor little African kids being slave drove as diamond minors is not a concern of yours....unshockingly.

Were those diamonds at least lab grown? Because if not I'd have shoved it up his ass and just replaced him with a better guy by now.

But that's me.

 

[kooch]

So we're still shitting on the Murdy then.

Excellent.

 

[Murdy]

Murd?

That diamond bracelet is because he isnt paying attention to you as a person. Men will always toss a diamond bracelet, or ear rings, or a necklace.....as a "shut up" gift. It's a very generic "safe" gift that she will go brag about and feel like some princess over.

And is he joining you on this cruise? Or is this yet another way he had convinced you that your life is better when he isnt involved in it?

You really dont get men like you think you do and this "uncoupling" thing and the mental gymnastics is quite sad.

Men do not "love bitches", btw. They WILL keep a bitch on a shelf, toss her a diamond bracelet, fuck her and go back to his peaceful "bitch free" life where he will continue shopping for the "one".


I see poor little African kids being slave drove as diamond minors is not a concern of yours....unshockingly.

Were those diamonds at least lab grown? Because if not I'd have shoved it up his ass and just replaced him with a better guy by now.

But that's me.

Dove??? Question:


Would it help your constant need to follow me around a site I lurk 1/4x less than I get my period like a lost puppy trying to undermine the purely and gorgeously fractilized account of my gifting a true to life account to this community… with this over-jealous diatribe of perverse narrative over his handing me the BIG flat pretty blue box… when the subject “tennis bracelet” was immediately used to choke hold his ginormous balls out of while slapping him across the face screaming I will never submit? No one will NEVER get this virgin ass lol

Have I successfully failed this absurd ideology that feral women who rebel against this toxic alpha male society by refusing to wake up to an alarm, or screaming children in the dead of night…. or a neighbor 4 fat’s deep after a wild night of YOUR hosting post penicillin shot gone wrong banging on that door while you’re couch surfing with theee lowliest of your lifetime of questionable affiliates… in coma of simultaneously too inept to boil water while burning toast on a timer and chugging cheap beer as the cofffee machine malfunctions during an episode of mental digress?


Do you actually think for one single iota of a brain fart that I consider this a failure?


Seriously?!!

Go skull fuck your self with Chaos400lbs micro penis while he cybers some lame with you in his bed ducking your existence like you’re the feds his 2nd wife called… you do you, boo boo twat BWAHAHAHAHAHAWZZZ

 

[The Prowler]

Question:


Would it help your constant need to follow me around a site I lurk on less 1/4x less than I get my period like a lost puppy trying to undermine the purely and gorgeously fractilized account of my gifting a true to life account to this community… with this over-jealous diatribe of perverse narrative over his handing me the BIG flat pretty blue box… when the subject “tennis bracelet” was immediately used to choke hold his ginormous balls out while slapped in across the face and telling him I would never submit? While screaming in his face that he will NEVER get this virgin ass? lol

Have I successfully failed this absurd ideology that feral women who rebel against this toxic alpha male society by refusing to wake up to an alarm, or screaming children in the dead of night…. or a neighbor 4 fat’s deep after a wild night of YOUR hosting post penicillin shot gone wrong banging on that door while you’re couch surfing with theee lowliest of your lifetime of questionable affiliates… in coma of simultaneously too inept to boil water while burning toast on a timer and chugging cheap beer as the cofffee machine malfunctions during an episode of mental digress?


Do you actually think for one single iota of a brain fart that I consider this a failure?


Seriously?!!

Go skull fuck your self with Chaos400lbs micro penis while he cybers some lame with you in his bed ducking your existence like you’re the feds his 2nd wife called… you do you, boo boo twat BWAHAHAHAHAHAWZZZ

Saving this before Murdock sobers up a bit and edits the fuck out of it.

 

[Murdy]

Saving this before Murdock sobers up a bit and edits the fuck out of it.

What did you buy your beard for V-Day, fag hag?

My magic 8-ball says that based on the aggressively obviously progressive heavily spreading baldness, that a black 15” double fisted dildo was required for you to not sleep in the basement with you foreskin sheep herd.


Amirite?

 

[The Prowler]

What did you buy your beard for V-Day, fag hag?

My magic 8-ball says that based on the aggressively obviously progressive heavily spreading baldness, that a black 15” double fisted dildo was required for you to not sleep in the basement with you foreskin sheep herd.


Amirite?

Classy.

 

[Fredricka]

What did you buy your beard for V-Day, fag hag?

My magic 8-ball says that based on the aggressively obviously progressive heavily spreading baldness, that a black 15” double fisted dildo was required for you to not sleep in the basement with you foreskin sheep herd.


Amirite?

You string words together in a nonsensical way just like frood, you're a female frood. Don't ever write posts together, it would be unbearable

 

[Murdy]

Classy.

This delusion that my acceptance of self and entire existence relies on your acknowledgement is what I actually thrive on.


My grandmothers were both virgins in their wedding nights. My mother was the only love of my father’s life. God rest his soul.

I don’t need a man. I want one for sex because my body needs that, and it makes me dangerous to this patriotical satire that is crumbling at its core.

I am cut from a different cloth… and I’m ok with this.

 

[Fredricka]

This delusion that my acceptance of self and entire existence relies on your acknowledgement is what I actually thrive on.


My grandmothers were both virgins in their wedding nights. My mother was the only love of my father’s life. God rest his soul.

I don’t need a man. I want one for sex because my body needs that, and it makes me dangerous to this patriotical satire that is crumbling at its core.

I am cut from a different cloth… and I’m ok with this.

Murdy thought that we didn't just need her life story, but her parents and grandparents too

 

[Murdy]

You string words together in a nonsensical way just like frood, you're a female frood. Don't ever write posts together, it would be unbearable

Perhaps you can now ponder my own reaction to your unsolicited, obviously sycophant perversionzzz typed out with green slimey fingers pinged on some dead Nan’a guest bed covered with ancient dusted beanies, baby.

 

[Fredricka]

Perhaps you can now ponder my own reaction to your unsolicited, obviously sycophant perversionzzz typed out with green slimey fingers pinged on some dead Nan’a guest bed covered with ancient dusted beanies, baby.

I dont think I need to ponder too far, I reckon shame and embarrassment

 

[Murdy]

Murdy thought that we didn't just need her life story, but her parents and grandparents too

Who is this “we” you speak of?

Awww… Do you announce publicly you need backup, keyboard warrior lulz

Is it wrong that I can hear you squeal “we we we we we” with this pink piggly wiggly cunt punt lord of the flies stylo lulz

 

[Murdy]

I dont think I need to ponder too far, I reckon shame and embarrassment

I suggest another cup of tea/coffee to help ease the day gone to total sheit via your fatal mistake of logging in for a cheap hit of dopamine via bandwagon jump gone horrifically wrong.


Don’t worry… you can come back and be mind numbingly insignificant in the morrow….

 

[Fredricka]

Who is this “we” you speak of?

Awww… Do you announce publicly you need backup, keyboard warrior lulz

Is it wrong that I can hear you squeal “we we we we we” with this pink piggly wiggly cunt punt lord of the flies stylo lulz

We, as in the forum of members you posted it in front of. Murdy, please remember how forums work, we would be most grateful

 

[Fredricka]

I suggest another cup of tea/coffee to help ease the day gone to total sheit via your fatal mistake of logging in for a cheap hit of dopamine via bandwagon jump gone horrifically wrong.


Don’t worry… you can come back and be mind numbingly insignificant in the morrow….

In the morrow? Do you think you're in a Shakespeare book?

 

[Murdy]

In the morrow? Do you think you're in a Shakespeare book?

Are you legit fucktarded?

Comparing 16th century literature to a 20th century term???

I’m calling you out as a weak ass dual. British my fucking arse.

 

[Fredricka]

Are you legit fucktarded?

Comparing 16th century literature to a 20th century term???

I’m calling you out as a weak ass dual. British my fucking arse.

Go read romeo and Juliet and feel the BUUUURN

 

[Murdy]

I see poor little African kids being slave drove as diamond minors is not a concern of yours....unshockingly.

Were those diamonds at least lab grown? Because if not I'd have shoved it up his ass and just replaced him with a better guy by now.

Princess cut pre WW diamonds set in white gold because he knows I don’t like the way platinum tarnishes when wet…. we have a mutual local longtime friend and jeweler downtown. It matches the 1.5k earings I bought for myself 10 years ago that match the ring my ex husband bought me (4k princess cut invisible white gold setting) after 10 years. My engagement ring was destroyed when I knocked the diamond out of it. I have the setting and our bands for my children. The 10 year piece is in my safety deposit box going to my son along with my grandmothers pre WW 4.5k solitaire, which I have plans for the ginormous gold + diamond setting since it’s from the 80s…. But the diamond solitaire will go to my daughter once she accepts a proposal. I will suggest the proposal engagement ring solitaire is made into a necklace when that time comes.

My engagement ring from Alphonso is also pre WW and made by the same friend. The largest stone is 3 k because I didn’t want it larger than that. The two flanking diamonds are 2 k each. The band is another 3k of stones. 5 is my softball and lucky number, so he always incorporates that = 10. If you’re into numerology, it will make sense. It is in his safety deposit box until if/when we actually tie the knot.


Pre WE diamonds are better clarity and hold value more significantly. He doesn’t splurge a lot, but when he does… he goes big. We are both frugal in a lot of ways as well, but both have a deep appreciation and understanding of lineage and long term investment.

My mother’s 1.5k diamond solitaire engagement ring will go to my favorite grandchild… but I don’t have any of those yet. My dad couldn’t place it as being pre WW, but it was the 70s and he handpicked the diamond from a private jeweler and had it set. The clarity is impressive. I don’t want it appraised because it’s insured and in the safety deposit box.

Diamonds are forever…. And the value goes up anytime a Republican is in office. All hard currency does.

Only thugs, rappers and athletes bought into blood diamonds.

You watch too many movies *rolls eyes*

 

[Dove]

Saving this before Murdock sobers up a bit and edits the fuck out of it.

I'm actually tempted to record myself reading that out loud and post it, in the hopes she will listen to it and finally get help for whatever series of strokes she has suffered.

Like maybe if she hears her posts actually read out loud, she will understand why we all call her an incoherent drunk lol.

 

[Dove]

Dove??? Question:


Would it help your constant need to follow me around a site I lurk 1/4x less than I get my period like a lost puppy trying to undermine the purely and gorgeously fractilized account of my gifting a true to life account to this community… with this over-jealous diatribe of perverse narrative over his handing me the BIG flat pretty blue box… when the subject “tennis bracelet” was immediately used to choke hold his ginormous balls out of while slapping him across the face screaming I will never submit? No one will NEVER get this virgin ass lol

Have I successfully failed this absurd ideology that feral women who rebel against this toxic alpha male society by refusing to wake up to an alarm, or screaming children in the dead of night…. or a neighbor 4 fat’s deep after a wild night of YOUR hosting post penicillin shot gone wrong banging on that door while you’re couch surfing with theee lowliest of your lifetime of questionable affiliates… in coma of simultaneously too inept to boil water while burning toast on a timer and chugging cheap beer as the cofffee machine malfunctions during an episode of mental digress?


Do you actually think for one single iota of a brain fart that I consider this a failure?


Seriously?!!

Go skull fuck your self with Chaos400lbs micro penis while he cybers some lame with you in his bed ducking your existence like you’re the feds his 2nd wife called… you do you, boo boo twat BWAHAHAHAHAHAWZZZ

Murd......what the fuck is this? There isnt a single coherent sentence in this entire post.
Are you okay? Seriously......ARE YOU OKAY?