Critical mistake

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

I forgot to start a pot of coffee first thing this morning; now my Yeti is empty and so is the carafe.

As a precaution please fuck off to a minimum distance of two subforums until I can get properly caffeinated again.

Thank you for your cooperation and fuck each and every one of you in the arse with your own knees.

reaper · Feb 9, 2023

Fuck,I hope the Kitties are all ok after you finish raging.

cw_ · Feb 9, 2023

Sorry about your luck.

Adam Hitler · Feb 9, 2023

I really dislike the taste of coffee, but I remember being made one after a night out and feeling brand new afterwards.

Isee why people get addicted to the stuff, but the taste.... BLEH.

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

reaper said:
Fuck,I hope the Kitties are all ok after you finish raging.

I would never take it out on teh kittehs and why would I when there's an entire internet full of assholes who actually deserve it? Call it another brilliant gift of the digital age.

reaper · Feb 9, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I would never take it out on teh kittehs and why would I when there's an entire internet full of assholes who actually deserve it? Call it another brilliant gift of the digital age.

Do not deny that you are a kitty puncher Gayyity !

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

Aryan said:
I really dislike the taste of coffee, but I remember being made one after a night out and feeling brand new afterwards.

Isee why people get addicted to the stuff, but the taste.... BLEH.

It's partially an acquired taste but also depends a lot on the quality of the coffee, how it's prepared and what if any additives get put into it. For instance if someone has only tasted instant coffee I would argue they haven't really tasted coffee yet.

If it's the bitterness or acidity you particularly didn't like maybe try a cold brew coffee? The taste is very different.

I'm admittedly biased though as I view all Nectar of the Good Bean (except decaf... ptoo!) as sacred.

Praise jitters!

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

reaper said:
Do not deny that you are a kitty puncher Gayyity !

I not only deny it I denounce, rebuke, and condemn it as well.
Only someone as stupid as DoOf would even repeat such vile calumny.

Sorry 'bout your IQ, ol' chap.

reaper · Feb 9, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I not only deny it I denounce, rebuke, and condemn it as well.
Only someone as stupid as DoOf would even repeat such vile calumny.

Sorry 'bout your IQ, ol' chap.

The Emperor has told me that you also sniff Gary from Grindr farts.You degenerate swine.

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

reaper said:
The Emperor has told me that you also sniff Gary from Grindr farts.You degenerate swine.

That does sound exactly like the kind of stupid shit DoOf would say.
Except now it's not *only* DoOf, is it? lulz
Nice company you keep these days, Reaps.
Even Temple is more interesting than your new liege. Muahahaha

Dove · Feb 9, 2023

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

Dove said:

Funny, but I also feel attacked just a little.
<sips coffee>
And... I'm over it. LoL

Dove · Feb 9, 2023

This is great LOL

I'll drink it black and I have no shame whatsoever lol

Garraty_47 · Feb 9, 2023

Dove said:
I'll drink it black and I have no shame whatsoever lol

I prefer mine unadulterated too.

So Mr. Judgy McJudgerton in yon video can go fuck himself. LoL

Dove · Feb 9, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I prefer mine unadulterated too.

So Mr. Judgy McJudgerton in yon video can go fuck himself. LoL

It's great vid to watch over a cup of nice strong neuro stimulation ♡

UncleDiLF · Feb 9, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I forgot to start a pot of coffee first thing this morning; now my Yeti is empty and so is the carafe.

As a precaution please fuck off to a minimum distance of two subforums until I can get properly caffeinated again.

Thank you for your cooperation and fuck each and every one of you in the arse with your own knees.

you into munching PREZZIES with you coffee??

Oerdin · Feb 9, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I forgot to start a pot of coffee first thing this morning; now my Yeti is empty and so is the carafe.

As a precaution please fuck off to a minimum distance of two subforums until I can get properly caffeinated again.

Thank you for your cooperation and fuck each and every one of you in the arse with your own knees.

Just get a coffee maker that automatically makes the coffee at a set time.

Frood · Feb 10, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I prefer mine unadulterated too.

So Mr. Judgy McJudgerton in yon video can go fuck himself. LoL

I can't drink it with additives.

Breakfall · Feb 10, 2023

Garraty_47 said:
I forgot to start a pot of coffee first thing this morning; now my Yeti is empty and so is the carafe.

As a precaution please fuck off to a minimum distance of two subforums until I can get properly caffeinated again.

Thank you for your cooperation and fuck each and every one of you in the arse with your own knees.

I need a strong coffee to poop correct. If I miss my coffee in the early morning, I‘ll end up doing a day shit at work, and that really fucks with my OCD! You know…having to use only toilet paper and feeling dirty throughout the day.
:Whaa?:

Frood · Feb 10, 2023

I keep a roll of tp and a shovel in my work ute.

The running bars are perfect as a makeshift toilet seat.

But it's important to move it 10 metres after the squat... shit can happen..

Breakfall · Feb 10, 2023

Fucking oath…always keep a roll of dunnie paper handy behind the back seat!

Frood · Feb 10, 2023

Breakfall said:
Fucking oath…always keep a roll of dunnie paper handy behind the back seat!

Or one has to use clean work rags then find a way to bury the evidence lest park rangers spot the brightly coloured bush poo flags and you get a slap on the wrist (and shafted in arse fine wise)...

Breakfall · Feb 10, 2023

Frood said:
Or one has to use clean work rags then find a way to bury the evidence lest park rangers spot the brightly coloured bush poo flags and you get a slap on the wrist (and shafted in arse fine wise)...

Fuck that…I‘d rather shit and drag my arse through the beach sand or take an aqua turd in the ocean!
:PuffPuffPass:

Frood · Feb 10, 2023

Breakfall said:
Fuck that…I‘d rather shit and drag my arse through the beach sand or take an aqua turd in the ocean!

Aqua turds are amazing.

No wonder women like giving birth in water.

UncleDiLF · Feb 10, 2023

Frood said:
Aqua turds are amazing.

No wonder women like giving birth in water.

Ever did this?? @Garraty_47 is doing this every Saturday.

Frood · Feb 10, 2023

UncleDiLF said:
Ever did this?? @Garraty_47 is doing this every Saturday.

No. Never... i hate mudcake.

Seamajor · Feb 10, 2023

Frood said:
I keep a roll of tp and a shovel in my work ute.

The running bars are perfect as a makeshift toilet seat.

But it's important to move it 10 metres after the squat... shit can happen..

Up your bung, or Franks?

Seamajor · Feb 10, 2023

Frood said:
Aqua turds are amazing.

No wonder women like giving birth in water.

You’d certainly know best

UncleDiLF · Feb 10, 2023

Frood said:
No. Never... i hate mudcake.

It is MALE SCAT, Frodo.

Why do you sugar coAT GAY SCAT????

Seamajor · Feb 10, 2023

UncleDiLF said:
It is MALE SCAT, Frodo.

Why do you sugar coAT GAY SCAT????

She will eat it either way

Critical mistake

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