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How much sex do get?
Married men: how much sex do you get from your wife
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As much as I want.
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Ok. So what do you do to get it?
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Usually start feeling her up. After 20 years of marriage, we just get nekked pretty quick after that.
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Good news and example that marriage works. Thanks lokmar
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I bet. Does she have large breasts?
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I wonder why many men say, before marriage much sexo. After marriage once a year!
Is that true gents?
And women, why dont you offer your pussy to the man? Is it because he is not in shape anymore?
Is that true gents?
And women, why dont you offer your pussy to the man? Is it because he is not in shape anymore?
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I think admin and Holiday fuck each other like 4 times a week
but they are not strictly monogamous
they're strictly dickly tho
FACT
but they are not strictly monogamous
they're strictly dickly tho
FACT
Same same.... she's always up for a bit of Spack-A-Mole.
It's kind of off-putting sometimes. She never plays hard to get with me. Once in awhile I'd like for her to not fuck at the drop of a hat.... you know.....make me squirm a little. Get all desperate for it.... I enjoy the thrill of the hunt just as much as the joy of the hump.
One time she leapt onto my lap out of the blue, stark naked, as I was watching a show, and began to vigorously chihuahua hump my leg.
I was like, "baby, our daughter only went to bed 20 minutes ago and she'll be coming out 2-3 times in the next hour trying to stay up for reasons like unneeded toilet breaks and to tell us something really really really important that can't wait until morning"....
My wife looked me straight in the eyes and said "get into mah bellah' " in her best Fat Bastard/Austin Powers voice.
She's a funny bugger but man.... that pussy has an appetite.....
I was like, "baby, our daughter only went to bed 20 minutes ago and she'll be coming out 2-3 times in the next hour trying to stay up for reasons like unneeded toilet breaks and to tell us something really really really important that can't wait until morning"....
My wife looked me straight in the eyes and said "get into mah bellah' " in her best Fat Bastard/Austin Powers voice.
She's a funny bugger but man.... that pussy has an appetite.....
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Stick with this guy Stubby. He’s all yours
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Has anyone else noticed creep major's posts getting creepier and creepier?
It's like he feels there's a green light on being a sex offender now and letting it all hang out
It's like he feels there's a green light on being a sex offender now and letting it all hang out
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God. That poor daughter of yours.
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As much as you can give Stubby.
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Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"
In such a scenario like that, a "Flynn" or "Seamajor" would be born....
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I think that's just a popular way of slamming marriage. And you'll always have people miserable in their marriage to reaffirm that.
Happily married people are just living their best life and not really blasting about it.....so you wouldnt hear much from them unless you asked them.
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Good grief. You must have been in your 20s. I dont think my husband and I could manage 5 times a day on a regular daily basis even if we were on a payroll.
I'm not bummed out about that either. We got stuff to do, you know? 5 times a day sounds like a threat lol
I mean perhaps if we were on a couples vacation sure. But in normal life? Lord no. I enjoy having a vagina that isnt prolapsed and is covered with skin.
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Lol, we met when I was 16, she died when I was 36. We were doing Fuckathons into my 30's. Usually Fuckathons were on Saturday nights. Especially if we had a babysitter. We would do some caffeine, drink some Wild Turkey, put on some porn, and go at it lol. Fuck til we cum, watch a lil movie, fuck til we cum, watch a lil movie, etc lol. Then in the morning, fuck once or twice more! Cause when we had a babysitter, it didnt matter, fuck any time lol, as loud as we wanted lol.
My wife had a pretty pussy lol, it didnt look like an Arby's roast beef sammich lol.
My last gf of 7 years, we did it every night we got together. Up to 3 times. 3 was my limit with me being in my 40's now lol. Cant remember, I think my record with making her cum was 10 times once.
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Well @Holliday1881 how much sex do you get from your wife @Admin. ?
don't be bashful you spastic queer sissy we all know you two are fucking eachother like a couple of rabbits on crack
don't be bashful you spastic queer sissy we all know you two are fucking eachother like a couple of rabbits on crack
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Lol, we met when I was 16, she died when I was 36. We were doing Fuckathons into my 30's. Usually Fuckathons were on Saturday nights. Especially if we had a babysitter. We would do some caffeine, drink some Wild Turkey, put on some porn, and go at it lol. Fuck til we cum, watch a lil movie, fuck til we cum, watch a lil movie, etc lol. Then in the morning, fuck once or twice more! Cause when we had a babysitter, it didnt matter, fuck any time lol, as loud as we wanted lol.
My wife had a pretty pussy lol, it didnt look like an Arby's roast beef sammich lol.
My last gf of 7 years, we did it every night we got together. Up to 3 times. 3 was my limit with me being in my 40's now lol. Cant remember, I think my record with making her cum was 10 times once.
3 times in the same 24 hour period was always our limit. Even in the beginning(we were in our early 30s when we got togther).
After 3 we just want to eat cereal and watch TV(never porn over here).
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Lol, we met when I was 16, she died when I was 36. We were doing Fuckathons into my 30's. Usually Fuckathons were on Saturday nights. Especially if we had a babysitter. We would do some caffeine, drink some Wild Turkey, put on some porn, and go at it lol. Fuck til we cum, watch a lil movie, fuck til we cum, watch a lil movie, etc lol. Then in the morning, fuck once or twice more! Cause when we had a babysitter, it didnt matter, fuck any time lol, as loud as we wanted lol.
My wife had a pretty pussy lol, it didnt look like an Arby's roast beef sammich lol.
My last gf of 7 years, we did it every night we got together. Up to 3 times. 3 was my limit with me being in my 40's now lol. Cant remember, I think my record with making her cum was 10 times once.
3 times in the same 24 hour period was always our limit. Even in the beginning(we were in our early 30s when we got togther).
After 3 we just want to eat cereal and watch TV(never porn over here).
Lol, I gotcha. And I know you are against porn. It was simply something we used to turn each on more. Even sometimes learn something new lol.
After 3, I like to sleep lol. I was never an "eat after" kind of guy lol. I think its cause I got use to fucking late at night, after the son fell asleep.
Lol, I can do 6 times in a 24 hour period. 3 on the first night, 2 in the morning, and a final before the 24 hour window closes lolol.
I'll admit, my sex drive isnt as high as it use to be, but it was DAMN high back then. Now, my sex drive is prolly on the level of a normal person in their 20's lol.
I havent had sex in nearly 2 years. Wanna know what I miss more than sex..... the affection. I miss the simple things like hugs, kisses, holding hands, and spooning at night. I miss eating pussy more than fucking pussy lol. This is only the 2nd time I been single. Fucked up it happened in a pandemic. I refuse to online date. So I will continue having adventures until I meet someone.
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You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?
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A LOT.
We've ALWAYS had lots of sex. First few years, it was "house sex" where we carried on in every room of the house whenever the mood struck.
Then many years of "bedroom sex" where we mostly confined that to our bedroom ...because, you know, KIDS.
These days, we mostly just have "hallway sex."
That's the kind where we pass each other in the hallway at odd times and say "fuck you" to each other.
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