Married men: how much sex do you get from your wife

[Frood]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

In such a scenario like that, a "Flynn" or "Seamajor" would be born....

Explain your "scenario."

If you need it explained, it only goes to show that at least one of your parents is also in fact a sibling....

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

 

[Blazor]

How much sex do get?

A LOT.

We've ALWAYS had lots of sex. First few years, it was "house sex" where we carried on in every room of the house whenever the mood struck.

Then many years of "bedroom sex" where we mostly confined that to our bedroom ...because, you know, KIDS.

These days, we mostly just have "hallway sex."

That's the kind where we pass each other in the hallway at odd times and say "fuck you" to each other.

I remember that joke lol.

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

 

[Jeannie]

short post for u, flynn

 

[Jeannie]

its like those anger management classes worked...

 

[Flynn]

short post for u, flynn

What do you want you senior citizen?

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

In such a scenario like that, a "Flynn" or "Seamajor" would be born....

Explain your "scenario."

If you need it explained, it only goes to show that at least one of your parents is also in fact a sibling....

I need it "explained" because "Frood science" does not exist in the real world.

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Admin. wife gives him lots of sex

isn't that right @Holliday1881 ? You don't believe in depriving your husband?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I wish the children could deny seamongo tho

that's just disgusting

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Don't forget to include your daughter.

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Don't forget to include your daughter.

Oh, she's not dumb at all. She's a doctors wife.

 

[Dove]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Flynn really is pretty fucking stupid.

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Don't forget to include your daughter.

Oh, she's not dumb at all. She's a doctors wife.

Yeah. Right.

That's like saying your penis works.

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Flynn really is pretty fucking stupid.

Spell, "potato," genius.

 

[Lokmar]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Don't forget to include your daughter.

Oh, she's not dumb at all. She's a doctors wife.

Yeah. Right.

That's like saying your penis works.

I suppose thats your version of a pick up line....aint it faggit?

 

[Dove]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Flynn really is pretty fucking stupid.

Spell, "potato," genius.

Your mom.



(Watch dumb fuck Flynn be like "I said potato!" Lmao)

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Don't forget to include your daughter.

Oh, she's not dumb at all. She's a doctors wife.

Yeah. Right.

That's like saying your penis works.

I suppose thats your version of a pick up line....aint it faggit?

Better than yours...

..."Incest is the best with my daughter!"

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Flynn really is pretty fucking stupid.

Spell, "potato," genius.

Your mom.



(Watch dumb fuck Flynn be like "I said potato!" Lmao)

I see.

Now you can't even or won't even prove that you can spell "potato" correctly?

Do you think no one sees your blatant and shining stupidity I point out? You can TRY and play that shit off until your children come back home, but you're only admitting to EVERYTHING I've posted about you.

Now, go suck on that for a while and then get back to me, Miss "Potato" Slut.

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Flynn really is pretty fucking stupid.

Yes, because stupid people can spell, "potato."

Tee-Hee!

 

[Flynn]

As much as I want.

God. That poor daughter of yours.

Oh, now I'm married to my daughter too? Yea, real clever, retard. "And then what happened?"

You kept on ass fucking your own daughter. What the fuck do you think happened, Incest King?

Wow, I must be pretty bad ass then, right? And then Pepsi crayon?

"Bad ass" at fucking your own daughter, you knuckle dragging redneck.

Must be cause I gotta billion mile long dik. You jelly brofaggit?

No.

That can't be it. You admitted that your dick "fell off" years ago.

Thats right. Its now a clit/dik but its still a bazillion miles long. Want sum, faggit?

Save that kind of talk for your daughter freak show.

Go back to felching ya boi Kevin, faggit.

Oh?

Are you doing that to your daughter?

across the country?

I bet Kevin never gets farther from you than a 10 min bus ride tho!

Same can be said of your daughter, with your million mile clit.

I suppose, if you're stupid enough to believe that shit. Hey, I know someone stupid like that.. YUO! PWN3D!

Okay.

And 300,000 pennies is a fortune, daughter fucker.