People who brag about shit they own or plan to buy

[cw_]

I think you may have gotten your measures switched, Dovey. Just sayin'.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have no idea what you mean, Blurt.

Maybe he's implying you don't know the relative value of Popeye's or semen? Cuz he's the ex-spurt?

 

[Blurt]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have no idea what you mean, Blurt.

Natch.

 

[Blurt]

I think you may have gotten your measures switched, Dovey. Just sayin'.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have no idea what you mean, Blurt.

Maybe he's implying you don't know the relative value of Popeye's or semen? Cuz he's the ex-spurt?

Heh. Nope. Never had a taste of either.

Funny gal. Funny gal.

 

[Dove]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have no idea what you mean, Blurt.

Natch.

Your mom, Blurt.

Your mom.

 

[Blurt]

Christ! Not my mom, again!

You and Joe! I swear!

 

[Lily]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

 

[Lily]

Notice how Poark won’t post here until her partners in slime arrive

Coward

Why should I respond to the same old shit different day memes?

Be serious, Lily … we can only have a positive body image if we whip our tits out for dirty dollar bills while crusty old creepers try to scratch and sniff our lady bits!

I don't know what any body size has anything to do with electronic exchanges on a forum.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

did you drink a monster energy drink and punch through drywall as you typed that?

Nooooo, I'm snorting quality cocaine and drinking potato vodka right now. I need to stick to doing exactly as I posted I'll do from here on out to you proven women who're gettin' in on this thread which I now own, in supreme fashion.

I've already done Flea a gigantic personal favor so that uberly unique thread OP won't be forgotten because it is what it generously is. I like Flea more than just about the rest of you here despite the fact that she banned me after my very first post at SG. Pffft, I harbor no hard feelings for her because she knows what I naturally do. I like Flea.

The rest of you cheap whores are clumsily out of step at the moment and will pay for it, and that's not an empty threat. I don't make those. You tramps will learn that sooner than you know in ways you know nothing about It'll be fun for me to write and the others who read it who aren't doomed...



SSS
- Now suck my dick again, Flea.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

 

[Lily]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

You are nothing worth looking at, go install another Olympic sized pool, STAT

 

[cw_]

Notice how Poark won’t post here until her partners in slime arrive

Coward

Why should I respond to the same old shit different day memes?

Be serious, Lily … we can only have a positive body image if we whip our tits out for dirty dollar bills while crusty old creepers try to scratch and sniff our lady bits!

I don't know what any body size has anything to do with electronic exchanges on a forum.

Cuz fit and hot electronic exchanges are sexier than thick ones?

 

[Seamajor]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

Where ya sleeping tonight Stubby? Your home life must be unreal

 

[Lily]

Notice how Poark won’t post here until her partners in slime arrive

Coward

Why should I respond to the same old shit different day memes?

Be serious, Lily … we can only have a positive body image if we whip our tits out for dirty dollar bills while crusty old creepers try to scratch and sniff our lady bits!

I don't know what any body size has anything to do with electronic exchanges on a forum.

Cuz fit and hot electronic exchanges are sexier than thick ones?

Try harder, do better. Content, yeah?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

You are nothing worth looking at, go install another Olympic sized pool, STAT

Coming from you? That’s reassuring

 

[Lily]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

You are nothing worth looking at, go install another Olympic sized pool, STAT

Coming from you? That’s reassuring

I have excellent taste. I was put off with your accent and then I got a picture to go with it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

You are nothing worth looking at, go install another Olympic sized pool, STAT

Coming from you? That’s reassuring

I have excellent taste. I was put off with your accent and then I got a picture to go with it.

You do a lot of tasting. That much is very obvious roundy

 

[Blurt]

In cyberspace, no one can hear you cream.

Still curious about everyone's accent, though. Maybe a Vocaroo Party some day?

 

[Murdy]

thankfully Poark never shared pictures of her twin piggies with anyone

a fact that we will all be forever indebted to her for.

Poark, if I never have anything nice to say to you at least let me thank you for that small kindness

pretty sure she is done with the both of you…

some women don’t want to be objectified

I've seen his picture, he has nothing to brag about. Well, his cars are probably better looking...

You should talk. Looking like a weeble wobble person in spandex. Lmao

I could sharpie a happy face on a thumb with scribble hair that is more attractive than you cow

You are nothing worth looking at, go install another Olympic sized pool, STAT

Coming from you? That’s reassuring

I have excellent taste. I was put off with your accent and then I got a picture to go with it.

ouch

 

[Dove]

I love Bigs NY accent. It's great.

His dads was the best.....he sounded just like Andrew Dice Clay. Every single morning I woke up to him fighting with the dog

 

[Lily]

In cyberspace, no one can hear you cream.

Still curious about everyone's accent, though. Maybe a Vocaroo Party some day?

Peaches told me I sounded "button-downed". I don't know if that's an accent as much as a style of speaking.

 

[Blurt]

I love Bigs NY accent. It's great.

His dads was the best.....he sounded just like Andrew Dice Clay. Every single morning I woke up to him fighting with the dog

Yeah, Biggies' brogue ain't that weird. I heard him when I watched that vid he posted where he was talking about the value of his car even as he sat comfortably behind the wheel staring straight into the camera rather than at the road.

New Yorkers, eh!

 

[Lily]

I love Bigs NY accent. It's great.

His dads was the best.....he sounded just like Andrew Dice Clay. Every single morning I woke up to him fighting with the dog

Yeah, Biggies' brogue ain't that weird. I heard him when I watched that vid he posted where he was talking about the value of his car even as he sat comfortably behind the wheel staring straight into the camera rather than at the road.

New Yorkers, eh!

It's like nails on a chalkboard over here on this coast.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

In cyberspace, no one can hear you cream.

Still curious about everyone's accent, though. Maybe a Vocaroo Party some day?

Peaches told me I sounded "button-downed". I don't know if that's an accent as much as a style of speaking.

You kinda sounded like Jabba with all the heavy breathing n shit

 

[Blurt]

Short nails? or long, Lil?

 

[Lily]

Short nails? or long, Lil?

Does it matter?

 

[cw_]

Notice how Poark won’t post here until her partners in slime arrive

Coward

Why should I respond to the same old shit different day memes?

Be serious, Lily … we can only have a positive body image if we whip our tits out for dirty dollar bills while crusty old creepers try to scratch and sniff our lady bits!

I don't know what any body size has anything to do with electronic exchanges on a forum.

Cuz fit and hot electronic exchanges are sexier than thick ones?

Try harder, do better. Content, yeah?

Don't make me post your pic! I'll fuckin' do it!!

 

[Lily]

Notice how Poark won’t post here until her partners in slime arrive

Coward

Why should I respond to the same old shit different day memes?

Be serious, Lily … we can only have a positive body image if we whip our tits out for dirty dollar bills while crusty old creepers try to scratch and sniff our lady bits!

I don't know what any body size has anything to do with electronic exchanges on a forum.

Cuz fit and hot electronic exchanges are sexier than thick ones?

Try harder, do better. Content, yeah?

Don't make me post your pic! I'll fuckin' do it!!

It's been posted. Knock yourself out.

 

[The Countess]

I sound ghetto fabulous. Fight me

 

[Blurt]

Short nails? or long, Lil?

Does it matter?

Guess not.

I suppose I'm an accent fan. Wherever they're found.

I had a blast chatting over the phone with Cronus from TBC. It became clear to me that the storied Texas drawl wasn't just a thing in the movies.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

say you like my NY accent and watch poark explode

lmao