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Whenever Bastard Factory Forums posting/traffic slows a bit I've always set aside time to go visit other forums. ;)

We need new blood. More posting members. Whenever we lose our female posters I don't like it. We need that balance. People come and go, I'm used it now. Doesn't bother me like it used to but its time. We've been back running for almost 2 years now and have 400 members with about 20-25 of us posting.................. time to increase. We don't advertise, we have no SEO working unless a web surfer hits specific words from BF. Nobody knows were here.

There are so few forums for me to hit up these days.... this is probably the busiest message board out there these days...
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I want us to be this busy. I feel we're better than them, but their posters don't know that. I'll go in there under an alias, create a seductive or inflammatory thread that will grab the eye relating and directing them to Bastard Factory. More than likely it will be censored or removed within minutes to hours, but if its a busy forum and/or you wait until the 'fish are biting' in your thread before dropping the links/mentioning Bastard Factory, you've properly 'baited', mods might not see it as fast and new posters will pop up here.

Point of all this?!?! You want to 'forum raid', mention Bastard Factory... bring 'em to us.
 

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Hey BF! I dont know if you have keywords in place on the site, I tried looking at the source code but didnt see any.

Is there a way a poster can create certain keywords in threads that can be triggered by google?
 

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There are meta tag words worked into the front page, but I'll ask the webmaster on your specific question and get back to you in this thread.
 
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why dont you do what tbm did back in the day anyone that gets banned from sites got sent to tbm

i say you would have to talk to sites to make it happen
 
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i even spamed a tread that was a bout someone dieing lol



Girlfriends ex husband died a couple hours ago
 
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i had spam there for 12 hrs ha ha
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Dear asux13,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Ban
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In your dreams. Keep examining your closet.
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This infraction is worth 16000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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My first (of somewhat limited) experience sucking cock occurred during my senior year in high school. I had been dating a girl for a while and we had progressed to a little touch feely and heavy petting which I enjoyed but found frustrating. I couldn't convince her to give me a blowjob no matter how much I asked, she always refused saying it was nasty. From all my pleading with her and talking about what fun it could be, I became obsessed with blowjobs. I started observing other guys and wondering if their girlfriends were sucking them off.
One day Dan, the 3rd baseman of our school team and a real hunk, caught me watching him as we changed after a late workout. He started harassing me about it, saying he'd seen me staring at some of the guys before. He was giving me some shit and started calling me a fag. I told he was crazy, that I wasn't doing anything. I started to get dressed to leave, skipping my shower. He kept it up and used the one threat that scares any high school kid the most. He said he was gonna tell everyone I was a faggot and tell the rest of the team I was queer for them.
This terrified me! I started trying to talk my way through this, to convince him I wasn't gay. The more I talked the more he harassed me. Finally, he said if I wanted to see his crotch so much, I should get on my knees where I could see it up close. If I begged, maybe he wouldn't say anything. I swallowed what little pride I had left and got on my knees and asked him to leave me alone. He came over and said that wasn't good enough and tried to rub his crotch in my face. I backed off but got my first good look at, and smell of, his sweaty crotch. His dick was firming up a little, the head starting to peak out from under the skin. This was the first time I'd ever seen another cock up close, especially an uncut one, and I did find it kinda exciting. He told me if I gave him a blowjob, he'd forget the whole thing.
I immediately said no and started to get up. He pushed my shoulders back down and said if I jacked him off he wouldn't say anything. I wasn't sure if I should trust him, but figured I could handle that. I started jerking him off, sliding the skin up and down his cock. It grew to a little over 6 inches but was thinner than mine. The feel was totally different than my cut dick and I was getting a little hard myself. He was getting more and more excited. When he saw my dick get hard started a line of BS about how I was a natural cocksucker, born to be on my knees in front of studs like him. He started in about blowing him saying he knew I was queer and really wanted it. I was feeling very excited, and when he pushed his crotch in my face the smell gave my dick a jolt.
Still, I told him I wasn't a cocksucker. I couldn't take his dick in my mouth. It wouldn't fit. He then told me to lick it. By this time my jerking on it had gotten lots of juices flowing and he rubbed it on my cheek. I just wanted to get this over with, so slid my tongue out and onto the shaft. I remembered what I had been telling Anne, I was right, it wasn't bad. Dan went nuts, telling me to lick his big dick! I sorta liked it, it was hot and slick with lube. My tongue gradually was licking the full length of his shaft. One hand was holding his cock while I licked it and the other was working my own meat. I wanted to take the shaft into my mouth, but couldn't bring myself to do it on my own. Finally, Dan reached down and held my head while he rubbed the head against my lips.
I opened my mouth and took his penis inside. He slid it in until I gagged, all the while calling me a cockslut and other names. I didn't care at this point, I was having the first real sexual experience of my life and loving it! If anything, his name calling only got me hotter! It took a bit of getting used to, but soon his shaft was gliding all the way into my face, his sweaty nuts smacking into my chin. I was hornier than I had ever been in my life! Dan pulled the shaft out of my mouth and told me to lick his nuts while he jerked off. The taste was deliciously wicked; sweaty and hairy! His balls bounced around on my tongue and soon pulled tight to his body.
His fist was flying on the shaft and then he pushed me away and aimed the cock at my face. I saw his pisshole pucker and the jism came flying out, hitting me on the cheek and chest. My own cock was spurting on his hairy calves at the same time! He started to rub the slimy softening shaft against my face and I surprised him by opening my mouth to suck it in. The taste was kinda salty and bitter but hearing his moans as my tongue swabbed under the skin at his cockhead was music to my ears.
We cleaned up and dressed without talking. Dan then proposed that since I was a cocksucker and he was always horny, if I would 'help him out' occasionally he wouldn't tell anyone. I quickly thought it over and decided that I had had the most exciting experience of my life and loved it! I acted very reluctant but eventually said that maybe we could do it again. Dan had me over his house to 'help him out' a couple of time a week for about 3-4 weeks until he found a girlfriend. By that time I was hooked and missed his cock.
I was afraid to try anything with anyone else, so dropped hints to Dan that I really wouldn't mind doing it again. He ignored the hints, so after another few weeks I came out and asked if I could suck him off. His ego really loved that and he agreed that I could suck him off if I licked every inch of his body first. I knew he wanted his ass licked, I had refused that before, but a horny 18 year old will agree to anything! That evening he had me on my knees begging for the privilege of sucking his cock, rimming his ass and swallowing his cum!
I still enjoy going out with girls, but know that on occasions I need a cock. I learned early that, if necessary, I can get down on my knees to beg a horny young stud for his cock!
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Maybe I'll go find a board and start working on pissing people off enough to follow me here.

It's always worked well for me sucking in spicey new people :D
I'll tag team with ya if you like?

Maybe.

Sometimes in a tag team it gets obvious it's a troll. I piss people off so badly they go through stages of grief and part of that process is calling me a troll. But then they are too ass mad to LET it be a troll. So it's like they know I'm full of shit, but dont wanna quit me either.

At least two will always follow me if I link a place. And they'll show up preaching about how awful I was on their board too lol. I pull a lot of aggro with very little effort.

Most boards now have a sort of "troll filter" so it takes more time and work now. I'm not sure I have that level of attention span without being able to create high drama before I hit that "50 post" requirement. I cant typically get through 20 without people crying.

I really want to go stir up the SJW section of LoveShack if you'd like to join me for some cheap and easy lulz
 
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