Like a sperm whale clapping on National Geographic?
Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!
- Thread starter Murdy
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Like a sperm whale clapping on National Geographic?
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It's like you people all want a good cheesing, what's with that?
Larry Loungelizard
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Ouuuuuuuch!
The Cuntess
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Dude, that’s how I’d be if I were you. Enjoy life, fuck these men and leave them. Your kids are grown and you’re living the life.
Her kids drink to forget their mother. They started in the womb....
The Cuntess
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I’m just saying that if I was her, I’d be taking advantage. I started all over, which made it easier to slide into grandma life.
The Cuntess
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Like right now, for instance. It’s spring break and my house is being torpedoed by lil kids. I’ll be taking them to Chuck E. Cheese in a bit so they don’t completely destroy my house
I can't wait for my youngest to make me a grandpa. I've taught her cooking, cleaning, and budgeting. She's going to make some lucky clued up owner of his own trades business his right hand (wo) man...
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You know you suck when you need larrys support
Larry ain't all that bad. It's not like I lean on him like you lean on Seaboobs and Jack, then immediately throw them under the bus.
Larry has, broadly speaking, certain caveats to his personality and thinking which I eagerly align with.
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Larry has 3 lines in total, that's where you align, flap lover
I only love vagina. All that crusty/hairy/purple footage you sport in front of your vagina is a major roadblock to getting to the vagina, unless one is hung like a dolphin and swimming in viagra poisoned seas....
I really wish you would strangle yourself in your sleep. Use your pissers! We could coin the term "Flapicide" for you.
Dove
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I like both for different reasons but my personality is more compatible with cats.
But at the end of the day if it has fur...feathers...and isnt human ill be friends with it. I mean. I even have a pigeon in here.
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I dont believe 1 word of that, its utterly fake news
Reggie_Essent
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There's something wrong with people who don't like cats.
Fair enough. I made friends with a redback spider (black widow in the US) in my toilet who only stuck to one corner two decades ago. Sometimes when I'm dropping a deuce, I see her great great great great great great great great great great grandkids in the same corner doing their thing. I'm like meh... the cycle of life. Everything should be allowed to exist.
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That's not what you said about stray dogs
Stray dogs are heavily bred by humans, and abandoned by them. They aren't wolves or coyotes. They've got a psychic connection.
Seamajor
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Yours? Nothing but net
So… since everyone is clenching their curlies and wondering when and where I fucked yo so soo soooo badly that no man wants me…
He just came over yesterday to do some of teh el big sexy strong man part of my separate space. It’s so peacefully me here even he is like “oh shit!” Can I get you back to at least your grandmama’s house?!??
I’m fine being alone. In fact… I prefer it. When you’re alone… you’re not this needy cunt like “pay attention to me!” “What time are you coming home?” “We need to put the kids to bed so we can have IS time!” “Why don’t you text me?” “Are you coming to bed soon?” waaaah WAAAAHhh. Unless you’re with a total narcissist butt sexaholic and you’re one too ~ but I digress…
Sex is mother natures way for survival. The men are detached because they need to hunt. The women talk too much because they gather and chit chat all gawd damn day long…. dNA menzzz eyes, you need to be silent or you’re not bringing back food to the tribe. It’s all rooted in survival… and fuck survival. This is the free world.
I don’t need 3 full time jobs running a household for a man. I am the fucking man. My children and nieces and nephews will know one day who their daddy was…. and it wasn’t their daddy lol
I raised my kids and had a husband for 20+ years 27 years together. I got to dismantle my 3500 sq ft Barbie dream house after they both were off to college and pursuing their own lives.
Was it hard? No… because as a spiritual person, I recognize that you can’t grow unless you get out of your comfort zone.
After I lost my father… my clarity as the matriarch of this family became soooo clear.
I’m a hustLA, foolios xoxo
He just came over yesterday to do some of teh el big sexy strong man part of my separate space. It’s so peacefully me here even he is like “oh shit!” Can I get you back to at least your grandmama’s house?!??
I’m fine being alone. In fact… I prefer it. When you’re alone… you’re not this needy cunt like “pay attention to me!” “What time are you coming home?” “We need to put the kids to bed so we can have IS time!” “Why don’t you text me?” “Are you coming to bed soon?” waaaah WAAAAHhh. Unless you’re with a total narcissist butt sexaholic and you’re one too ~ but I digress…
Sex is mother natures way for survival. The men are detached because they need to hunt. The women talk too much because they gather and chit chat all gawd damn day long…. dNA menzzz eyes, you need to be silent or you’re not bringing back food to the tribe. It’s all rooted in survival… and fuck survival. This is the free world.
I don’t need 3 full time jobs running a household for a man. I am the fucking man. My children and nieces and nephews will know one day who their daddy was…. and it wasn’t their daddy lol
I raised my kids and had a husband for 20+ years 27 years together. I got to dismantle my 3500 sq ft Barbie dream house after they both were off to college and pursuing their own lives.
Was it hard? No… because as a spiritual person, I recognize that you can’t grow unless you get out of your comfort zone.
After I lost my father… my clarity as the matriarch of this family became soooo clear.
I’m a hustLA, foolios xoxo
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You must be living your best life in Grease considering your prior pompously bloviated public account of glutinous indulgence in 3rd world refugees and luring feral litters in while their starving mother hunts around your “lucrative” sunglass hut with wet food traps @ 4 weeks old to use them as coyote bait SMH
BTW… How are your grandchildren? Could they even recognize you at this point if you walked through the door?
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The thread moved on, no one was wondering about you, we were talking about cats and dogs instead. They're wondering about you at tbc though, if that helps your massive ego
My children don’t drink…
One of them grows and pokes smot.
I don’t drink around them. So….
Dove
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We were talking about animals. Cute fuzzy babies.
We were talking smack and mocking her on TBC....not so much wondering lol.
Dove
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Just cut your losses and move on. You dont need to sit here rationalizing being some non committed man's weekend cock garage.
Just replace the broken ones with one that works. Its pretty simple.
At least for me its been pretty simple.
I think the only loss I fear at this point is me.
Dove
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