Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!

[Dove]

yeah no


I have too much shit to do and I’m fine with compartmentalized alcoholism.

Well when you eventually get there, youll find like-minded people who also believed "compartmentalized alcoholism" was fine.

Its coming. The sooner the better because alcoholism really hits women HARD.

You should be getting on some HRT. Not hitting the booze. If IM in perimenopause, I know you are into it.

 

[Seamajor]

Murdy is very simple but not pretty at all...

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Funny post DD. As long as Frank loves you, what else matters?

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock's life is falling apart.




And nobody cares.

 

[Seamajor]

I can't wait for my youngest to make me a grandpa. I've taught her cooking, cleaning, and budgeting. She's going to make some lucky clued up owner of his own trades business his right hand (wo) man...

I thought she won’t eat? Didn’t you post something to that effect?

 

[The Prowler]

I thought she won’t eat? Didn’t you post something to that effect?

Stay away, you freak.

 

[Seamajor]

My great grandmother was a Schneider, not a Doorf... so?

Another victim of colon cancer

 

[Frood]

Stay away, you freak.

Seabiscuit is floundering....

 

[Fredricka]

Seabiscuit is floundering....

Seamajor is doing better than you though. Should I give you your balls back now?

 

[Frood]

What, Gyp Lipped Karen?

 

[Fredricka]

What, Gyp Lipped Karen?

DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID DEAR,!?

 

[Frood]

DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID DEAR,!?

Do you need fishnet bloomers?

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajor is doing better than you though. Should I give you your balls back now?

Balls? What balls?

 

[Seamajor]

Stay away, you freak.

Yawn

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Yawn

Him calling you a freak is so ironic that magnets could stick to it.

 

[Murdy]

Murdy had a clit on for me for years, then I told her off for being an obese moron and she cowers around me now.

Thank you… may I have another clit for my garden of ecstasy?

Chubby rich catholic boys love to eat pussy as much as they love to take me on vacays…

I could really use a new clit or 3-5 for my next Greece adventure.

 

[Fredricka]

Thank you… may I have another clit for my garden of ecstasy?

Chubby rich catholic boys love to eat pussy as much as they love to take me on vacays…

I could really use a new clit or 3-5 for my next Greece adventure.

Yours got worn out? Do they even do clit replacements?

 

[The Prowler]

Yours got worn out? Do they even do clit replacements?

She ruined it by being a little overenthusiastic with an egg beater.

 

[Dove]

I absolutely love oral sex. LOVE it. Can do it all day.

But when I see the words "eat pussy" im repulsed. It just sounds so raunchy. I have never said those words in any sexual context ....I have other, better ways of saying it or asking for it.

"Eat pussy"......uhg lol.

 

[Seamajor]

Dude, that’s how I’d be if I were you. Enjoy life, fuck these men and leave them. Your kids are grown and you’re living the life.

What’s it like being married to a convicted Felon? I hope he appreciates your bottom heavy fat ass

 

[The Cuntess]

What’s it like being married to a convicted Felon? I hope he appreciates your bottom heavy fat ass

Fuck off, pedophile

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck off, pedophile

What a laugh. When are you dropping of grand kids at the White House, Tractor Ass? Trump is waiting

 

[Seamajor]

Knowing you, 300 pounders must look hot

 

[Frood]

Fuck off, pedophile

I can't wait for Seaboobs to go to prison....

 

[Seamajor]

I can't wait for Seaboobs to go to prison....

Why DD. You are in prison. Any luck with your passports?

 

[Frood]

I'm in prison?

You mumbling fucktard...

 

[Seamajor]

I'm in prison?

You mumbling fucktard...

As in stuck, broke and stupid

 

[Frood]

As in stuck, broke and stupid

That's you..... ^

 

[Seamajor]

That's you..... ^

Hardly DD. Just another Dinky Dianna lie

 

[Frood]

I get hard for DD. Then I pummel my throbbing geezer boner with hand lotion and an egg beater until I shoot Semenmajorly into my mouth.

Gross.... keep it to yourself.

 

[Seamajor]

Hardly DD. Just another Dinky Dianna lie

Desperation changes my posts