Why do I have to get married… I didn’t do anything wrong PROLAPSE EDITION!
- Thread starter Murdy
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Ewwwww....
Seamajor
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Can you inhale out of your ass too?
Yuck...
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Funny what you forget what you posted
Do you Engrish properly ever?
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Smoking is bad for ya DD. No wonder you reek of tobacco
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DD will always smoke. You’re hooked. No self control
Flea, you can't call people that round here, next time I delete your message. That is against bf rules
DD or me, tiger?
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Hardly. Butt its way smaller than yours Tractor Ass
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Your lungs are brown, as are your throat, lips and fingers. Go ahead lie about it. You’re a pro
He loves it so much that he's never zoomed in on the lit part and understood that it was never lit or smoked by my firm white boy summer arse cheeks...
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It is a Public Service Announcement warning about the effects of long-term alcoholism.
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Still can’t figure it out?
Seamajor
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Ugh. Tractor Ass has a hard time wiping that beast. Have another smoke DD. You can’t live without emHe loves it so much that he's never zoomed in on the lit part and understood that it was never lit or smoked by my firm white boy summer arse cheeks...
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He loves it so much that he's never zoomed in on the lit part and understood that it was never lit or smoked by my firm white boy summer arse cheeks...
I kinda dig it. You must have some firm ass butt cheeks to be holding that cig with them.
It's about murdy being a cute single woman who doesn't want to be married, even though frood keeps proposing
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Maybe she'll do a fanny perfume like gwyneth pawtrel too
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when you have a satisfying personal life, cohabitation is suffocating
less than 32% of women experienced high satisfaction in a relationship from 2024-2026
“Uncoupling” ~ key bait term has become 40% more popular since 2022
wizer
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You wouldn't know Murdock. Your embarrassing drunken Shoutbox rant the last time you logged on painted a clear picture of how miserable you really are.
