I'm Going to Legally Change my Name

[BadBrad]

Folks, the world will soon know me by my religious title;

White-Amigo Gang

I've decided to forgo the middle name so that White-Amigo is what I am referred to by and my family will be referred to as the White Amigo Gang.

Names I strongly considered;

Big Drip Toplick
Odin Odinson
ThickDick TightFit
Jerry Tyler Moore

Best 429$ I'm ever gonna spend, they're even gonna put it into he newspaper. "Bradley Longdong Horsecock (my current name, I am Native American of the Longdong Tribe) has changed his name to White-Amigo Gang."

 

[BadBrad]

Finally went with Jack Meihoff

 

[Courier Six]

Names to consider:

Euell P. Yorpanz
Neil B. Formi
Eunoam DeRunque
Latrina Bin-Fillin
Herman Kanblomi
Ima B. Fappin-Konfuzingli

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ben Dover
Harry Balls
Seymour Butz

 

[Courier Six]

Alphonze Jebra
Verne-Ali Quennox
Ana-Lee Cage
Justin Case
Peter Puffer
LaBia Drippington

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Mike Hunt
Dick Assman (real name for a guy in Canada)
Toi LePepper

 

[Admin.]

Dick Gozinnia
Dick Nibbler
Richard Cranium

 

[Lily]

Did you choose ReCtuM?

 

[Courier Six]

Did you choose ReCtuM?

"Rectum?! I damn near killed 'em!"